A/N Cassidy and Jessie here! This is a based on an episode that wasn't aired in the US because of certain reasons...basically James in a bikini and....you get the idea. It's a swisuit competition and the prize is a Mew. Well, that's the basic idea and uhh....Oh right, We like, soooo like reviews! And roleplaying, yep, that's cool as well.
Cassidy: So basically, review it or else.
Jessie: Don't threaten people! And James, you're very cute and all...but if you love me, why do you keep crossdressing? It's very confusing. Hmph.
Cassidy: *rolls eyes* On with the story.....
Jessie: Okay, our plan is all ready to win that mew. Any questions?
James: Do these things look fake?
Jessie: *slaps him* I told you that you didn't need to enter. But you just needed an excuse to get implants.
James: Did not! I thought it would increase our chances....
Jessie: Of meeting guys?
James: Yeah, duh! *pauses* Wait.....no, of winning!!!!
Misty walks out in a red string bikini, Ash is following her bonking into walls
Misty: Hey, Jessie and....who's this? *looks at James*
James: I'm Jame....
Jessie: Jammie!!! My, uhhh....friend who's a GIRL. A very girly girl.
James: *thinks* Yeah, that's me. Should I leave the sarong skirt on or off?
Misty: Hmmm.....Gee, I wish I was as well built as you.
Jessie: You do NOT wish you were built like her, and if you did then you're a freak, and you need to get an operation....
Misty: You mean they're fake?
Jessie: Well, DUH! But another part of her's real and...
James: That's ENOUGH, Jessie.
Jessie: *smiles smugly*
The pageant begins....
Misty steps up.
Misty: Hello America. *smiles* Ummm...wait, I don't live in America. *thinks* I don't think... wait, hello umm....where do I live? Oh right, Hello Pokemon Land! *smiles again and leans down pretty low....
Tracey: Ash, she's a slut.
Ash: Don't I know it. *grins*
Misty walks off with MUCH applause, Jessie comes up
She's wearing a silk red one piece.
Jessie: Hey, Pokemon Lovers. *winks and saunters about*
Tracey: Man, she's hot...
Ash: That suit's gaudy.
Tracey: At least it's not slutty!
They proceed to fight.
Jessie leaves to A TON of applause, James....Jammie walks out, wearing the slinkiest suit you've ever seen.
James: Hey!
Tracey and Ash stop fighting
Tracey: She's gorgeous!!! Look at that build!!!
Ash: Wow, she's great! She's got my vote....
James walks off to way more applause then anyone yet.
At the end of the pageant...
Announcer: The winner is....Jammie!
Jessie: What?? *she storms out onto the stage*
James: Score!
Jessie: I protest!
Tracey: She deserved to win....*drool*
Ash: You're telling me...
Misty: And why is that???
Ash: Cause....*thinks* she's so....smart? Yeah, great umm....mind.
Jessie: Fraud!!! *slaps him*
James: Jess, sweetie, calm down *looking annoyed* What's the prize??
Announcer: An all expense paid date with this male model, or else a mew!
James: The date!
Jessie: The mew you little....*leaps at him and they proceed to fight*
Ash: Go for it girls!
Misty: *slaps him* Shut the hell up!
Jessie: Fake! Phony! You're a guy!
James: Jess, I'm 90% girl....
Jessie: That 10% IS a problem!!!! *whacks him again*
Announcer: Due to circumstances beyond our control, you're both disqualified.
Ash: Damnit! Don't pull them apart!
Tracey: *silence as he stares at them*
Misty: *slaps them both* STOP IT!!!!
Announcer: The winner is....Cassidy!!!!
Misty: WHAT???? That slut?
Ash: *cracks up along with Tracey*
Tracey: Look who's talking!
Misty: Don't bring up my past!
Tracey: Past?
Misty: Oh...ummm....I had a difficult life before I came here.
Ash: She was a hooker *cracks up*
Tracey: But I thought she WAS a hooker. Wait a sec...you mean Ash didn't hire you for that reason?
Misty: Why you....*leaps on him*
Tracey: Whoa...Misty, I'm NOT paying you....
Jessie: Cassidy???? My rival?????
Cassidy comes out wearing a blue bikini, smiling.
Cassidy: I'd like to thank Butch, and Jessie and James.
James: Us???
Cassidy: For arousing my competitive instincts.
Jessie: *seething quietly*
James: Jess....are you okay?
Butch: Jess, what's new? I was sorry to see you lost to Cassidy. Rest assured, I thought you looked better.
James: Why you....get away from Jess!!!!*leaps on him*
Tracey: Hmmm....celebrity death match! *eats popcorn while watching the many fights*