CHAPTER 1!

In my delusional story Tsuna is older than the rest of them.

Tsuna – Age 21, graduated with a psychology degree (passed with Reborn influences in some high places…) is as taller than in manga/anime (since he is older) and has adopted Mukuro's ponytail (only brown) and Tsuna's HDW eyes only when angry.

Yes Tsuna is older than them. Why? Cause Iemitsu and Nana couldn't help themselves ;D

This is a 1827 … eventually. Unless the majority of the readers TOTALLY support another pair (R27 or something) go ahead and tell me and I'll try to change?

But it will be hard cause action starts ch2 O-O so yea… between 1827

I have been convinced of their relationship since the manga, Chapter 320 pg 10

It was like saying "I'll be alright" to your LOVER ushishishishishi ;)

BTW, this is my first KHR fanfic so please be easy on me constructive criticism is welcome :D

Prologue

Tsuna's last option was to consult his previous home-tutor after many failed attempts to get a job. Some would call this the 'Plan after everything has failed', the 'Do not touch Red Button' or the 'Panic Button'. Some will even call it the 'Suicide Attempt' but Tsuna as dorky as he is tried to keep it simple. The 'Last Talk After I Write My Will plan.'

"R-reborn?" Reborn did the Mr Burn and twirled in his chair to smirk at the frightened rabbit.

(A/N:The Mr Burns from Simpsons *twirls in chair and faces person*)

"Hah. I've been waiting for you Dame-Tsuna. The day you drag your pathetically nice ass to my office."

"HIIEEE!" Tsuna already tearing up started hiccupping. *Hic*

Reborn stared at the snivelling boy in the seat opposite him and sighed dramatically. *Hic*

REBORN CHOP!

"AHHH! Reborn what was that for?" Tsuna held his head for his dear life as Reborn seemed to not move an inch from his seat.

"Dame-Tsuna. You know why you're not getting any jobs?" Tsuna shook his head. "Well Dame-Tsuna you're always like…"

"So Sawada-san. You came here to apply for the position of Mafia Head of all Yakuzas and Mofos in the world."The old man eyed Tsuna up and down."What makes you think you're capable?"

Tsuna started shivering." U-um.I-i…be-because…"

"Speak up Tsunayoshi Sawada!" Tsuna broke into tiny glass pieces.

"I can't take this REBORRRNNNN!"

"And even if it's a SIMPLE job like…"

"You want to become a full-time host?" The handsome man looked Tsuna over. "You could become good bait for the men."

The man looked at Tsuna's behind. "Definitely."

"B-bait? M-men? AHHHH REEBOOORNN SAAAVVEE MEEE!"

"I mean what's hard about entertaining men. I could do it with my eyes closed on the table and tied up." Reborn imagined that for awhile.

Tsuna looked seriously traumatised then. Reborn breathed out the smoke from his appear-from-nowhere cigarette.

"You're lucky Dame-Tsuna I got a position vacant at one of my experimental labora- schools." Tsuna raised an eyebrow but just like Dame-Tsuna he didn't catch the hint.

"U-um, what is t-the position?"

Reborn started to laugh quietly while holding his stomach, he couldn't take it anymore. Tsuna, as predicted, thought that Reborn was having an asthma attack.

"U-um Reborn, a-are you okay?" Tsuna looked genuinely worried with more tears adding to his 'just jump me' look but that didn't lessen the sudden sadistic attack.

"You're going to working as a mental counsellor at Namimori High."

Looking up from his piece of paper containing the address, Tsuna was taken aback by Namimori's infrastructure. It looked exactly like Namimori Middle School and that place didn't exactly hold the best of memories.

"You must be the new teacher." Tsuna turned around to see a tall boy with messy black hair with a kind smile."Yamamoto Takeshi."

"Ah yes. I'm Tsunayoshi Sawada. How did you know I was the new teacher?" Tsuna looked absolutely adorable with his face scrunched up with confusion. Yamamoto nearly couldn't control himself.

"Well Tsuna-kun, if you were a student you would've been eaten be now. Ahahaha!" Tsuna blanched and fainted with no further delay.

"That sure was quick ahahaha!"Yamamoto bent over Tsuna to pick him up.

"No sexual display of affection herbivore." Yamamoto froze … before realising the other meaning of his words and ran off blushing madly without letting Hibari say his favourite line.

(A/N: Please understand the innuendo ^)

"What a herbivore, sacrificing another herbivore in his place." Hibari inspected Tsuna, his eyes lingering on certain areas.

"Tch. I'll bite this herbivore later for looking like a girl." Hibari picked up Tsuna roughly, shoving him over his shoulder and carried his suitcase proceeding to the infirmary.

"Kusakabe. Bite the other late herbivores to death."

"Yes, Kyo-san."Kusakabe turned but felt a sudden menacing aura coming from the bushes but quickly hurried away after seeing a student trying to sneak in.

"Kufufufu. Interesting. Kyo-chan finally found a toy but who said he couldn't keep it right Chrome-chan?" Mis-matched eyes flashed in the darkness.

"Yes Mukuro-sama."

sorry if this chapter was too short :(

Chapter dedicated to the random dare on the train - 1827 is a valid pairing. Thanks to my editor xD

HibariTsunayoshi-kun