Hey guys,….. It's the same story as before, except I have configured it into a Sonic fic…for more popularity. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own sonic and knuckles….they are owned by sega….i do own rokan though!
THE TOMB OF ULTIMATE RANDOMINITY.
"Are you totally sure? I mean, what if it's true?" said Sonic with a slight quiver in his voice.
"Sonic, you've been watching too many horror films, how many times did you watch 'The Mummy'?"
"Only twice, but that's besides the point, look Knuckles, I really think you shouldn't touch that thing, even if is made out of 24 carrot gold!"
"And why not?" said Knuckles in an annoyed tone.
"Ill tell you again, the hieroglyphs on this side of the tomb say: he who moves the sceptre will release the god of ultimate destruction, who will wreak havoc on his tomb and the rest of the world, with his army of the un-dead."
Knuckles looked at Sonic
"And your point is?"
Sonic lost all hope at that point.
"ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE?"
To which Knuckles replied "yes!"
"Ok that's it I give up, you win, take the damn sceptre."
Knuckles looked at Sonic, who was folding his arms and screaming several profanities in random directions.
"Sonic, calm the funk down"
Sonic looked at Knuckles
"Funk?"
"Well I couldn't say the 'real' "F" word, if I did, the author of this story would fail this story writing task and possibly fail his English class altogether."
"Oh…"
Suddenly out of nowhere, a huge voice boomed from above them and echoed around the tomb
"Hurry up and get on with the story"
Sonic and Knuckles looked up extremely confused,
"And who the funk do you think you are then"
The voice boomed back
"I am the author of this damn story, now get on with it."
"Or what?" Sonic called back "your nothing but as disembodied voice, you cant do anything to me"
"Ahh…. That's where you're wrong, you see, I am the author, I have the power to do anything."
Knuckles piped up "prove it then hot shot!"
No sooner than he said that the tomb had disappeared from around them and Sonic and Knuckles were standing in a field covered in beautiful flowers of all sorts of different varieties.
"I'm still not convinced," said Knuckles,
And once again the scenery changed again, this time to a beach. To the left was, the ocean, which was spanning out to the horizon, to the right was a group of beautiful women in very revealing bikinis, doing all sorts of unmentionable things to each other.
Knuckles's jaw dropped, and proceeded to run at full pace towards the women, with his hands outstretched. He was about one metre away from the ladies when, WHAM!
Knuckles had slammed himself into a stone wall. Upon closer inspection, the wall was the wall of the tomb where they were before.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Knuckles yelled as he fell to his knees.
Sonic completely ignored Knuckles, looked up and said to the voice
"Ok we believe you, can you do something to spice up this story, 'cause, its getting kinda boring"
The voice boomed back "you want me to spice up this thing? You got it!"
The tomb started to rumble, and at the far wall, it began to crack open and fall apart, only to reveal a huge beast.
"Well there's your spice, enjoy"
The beast stepped forward and spoke in a low, growling voice
"I am Rokan, the god of ultimate destruction, bow before me or feel my wrath"
Knuckles looked the beast in the eye.
"Make me"
The beast let out an angry cry and several bandaged creatures came out and stood by the beast.
"ATACK THEM" yelled Rokan.
Sonic and Knuckles then proceeded into a montage of beating the crap out of the bandaged creatures. Then they turned to Rokan and went into another montage where they beat the crap out of Rokan, eventually killing him.
Sonic and Knuckles stood on the corpse, triumphantly Knuckles then said to Sonic
" I don't think the author can write very well, Rokan was easy to kill"
Then out of nowhere, a lightning bolt came out of nowhere and struck Sonic and Knuckles, killing them.
THE END.