AN: This is dedicated to Black.Thorns.and.White.Tears. Sorry I couldn't do any Angstshipping, but I'm more comfortable when I'm doing a pairing I'm familiar with like Conspireshipping.

"Tell me again, WHY am I doing this?"

Bakura knew that sugar was BAD. It turned Ryou into an evil conniving--

He gulped when Ryou stepped out of the dressing room.

--and deliciously gorgeous teen.

"Because," Ryou replied, smirking as he tugged the chain around his neck. "You look hot, and you need to look hot to do what we're about to do."

Ryou had pulled on a form-fitting white short-sleeved shirt that outlined his slender body perfectly and looked nice against his tanned skin, and jeans that his ass looked absolutely great in! As an accesory he had added a silver dragon pendant around his neck.

However, he had put Bakura in a fishnet shirt ("You do realize those are for females, right?" "Yup! Now, what do you think, dipped collar or no dip for your shirt?") and leather pants.

Needless to say, he was not very comfortable.

"You better pay for those with your own card." Bakura growled, pulling at his pants.

"Nope!" Ryou answered cheerfully. "It's yours!"

"Argh."

"Now, do you know what you're going to do?" Ryou asked as they stood on the doorstep. Bakura rolled his eyes.

"I've done this stuff before you were even born, Ryou. This'll be a piece of cake. You take the yami, I'll go for the hikari." He ordered. Ryou shrugged.

"Alright, if you know what you're doing." He said in a sing-song tone of voice that made Bakura question his choice.

They rang the bell.

When Malik and Marik opened the door, they found themselves assaulted by two very, very warm mouths.

"Get us to the nearest bed quick and I won't be as brutal." Bakura hissed, his teeth and tongue exploring the curve in Malik's neck.

Malik and Marik nodded.

"Ryou!" Bakura hissed as his partner dabbed alchohol on one of his scratches. "Why didn't you tell me Malik was a wildcat in bed? OW!"

The other white-haired teen shrugged.

"You said you had done it a long time before I was born, so I expected you to know."

AN: You can tell I had a fun time with this. Have fun, Black.Thorns.and.White.Tears!