That was what he feared. But he had Bass. But about the power more evil than Dr. Wily arrived? That's exactly what happened, though! Anyway, on with the story, less with the plot and stuff.
Bass was just looking outside a window on one of the upper levels of the skull castle. Suddenly, there was alot of explosions in the median of the direction that Bass was looking out, and that was somewhat of the Suburbs of Monstropolis, but still advanced. "Geez doc, just be more subtle with your release of your new robot masters that you made whilst drunk." Bass mumbled to himself. But yeah, it wasn't Dr. Wily. So Bass just walked into the main hall, where all televisions were replaced with a image of a malevolent female scientist.
The mets were dissapointed, for reasons that i don't know why, maybe because the romance movie that they were watching was interrupted, but like i said before, i don't know. "Greetings, Monsteropolis!" The female scientist said. Bass just sighed. "Sure, just try to be very subtle and atleast try to slowly rub it in, instead of suddenly appearing; like you just did." Bass said to himself. Anyway but before Bass could hear the female scientist start her monolouge, Dr. Wily burst in from his workshop, holding a wrench. "BASS!" Dr. Wily shouted to Bass. "COME HERE, THIS EEZ URGENT!"
Bass sighed as he walked over to Dr. Wily. "What is it? What is urgent? Geez, i don't fucking know, maybe it's that female scientist that just suddenly introduced herself!" Bass angrily said to Dr. Wily. The German scientist was a bit stunned about it. "Bass, what i say about breaking ze fourth wall and guessing what i said?" Dr. Wily angrily said to Bass. "I didn't break the fourth wall unlike last time, cool your pistons, Wily." Bass mumbled to Dr. Wily. "I just saw that Monstropolis suddenly exploded and went into havoc. It wasn't us, obviously! Maybe some asshole wanted to outdo us. It's not like we were caught trying to achieve world domination like, 15 times. That's apart of our infamy, doc."
Dr. Wily just shrugged. "Just follow ze. I have upgrades to you can defend ze assholes. I've been working on them for awhile. And i swear, i wasn't drunk whilst making them!" The german scientist said. "Don't you mean defeat, Wily?" Bass said. And suddenly, Bass had a bad feeling about it, but he followed him anyway. Atleast if they're somewhat decent, he can just swooce right up to wherever the female scientist had her secret hideout and tell her to bite his shiny metal ass. And Bass grinned at the Futurama reference that he made.
So, anyway. Bass and Wily were now at Dr. Wily's workshop, and Wily was getting ready to reveal his upgrade to Bass. Bass had a feeling of unease inside him as Dr. Wily unveiled the upgrade cylinder. "Ta-da!" Dr. Wily said as it was fully unveiled. Some confetti cannons inbuilt to the walls fired and two mets with streamers appeared fell from them. "That was uncalled for." Bass said to Wily. "Seriously though, i think you put more effort into that confetti cannons and the celebration than the upgrade." Dr. Wily frowned. "Just step in." The german scientist said to Bass.
And so Bass did. "Careful!" Wily shouted. "This might, uh alter your bazic structure!". Suddenly, Bass didn't feel as comfortable as he did in the chamber. But yeah, everything went black as soon as the upgrade started. But when the upgrades finished, everything went back to normal in a white flash of light. Bass stumbled to his knees. "Ugh, jesus christ!" He mumbled to himself. Once Bass got back up to his knees, he stumbled out. "Well? How did it go?" Bass mumbled to Wily. "In fact, what do these upgrades even do?"
"Well, uhm.." Wily said to Bass. "I changed y-your gender." Wily began to chuckle. "Oh HELL no." Bass said to Wily as he looked down. Yep. Worst of it all, Bass now also had a busty figure. "Wily, you fucking perv!" Bass angrily said to Wily. "Well, worst of all, i guez, is that you now also have platnium blonde hair. And it's covering your right eye, too." Bass groaned. "Well, now that you tricked me into changing my gender, what the hell am i going to do now?" Bass said. "Well, Bass. Or should i say Lass?" Wily said.
"To begin your journey! Go now." Wily said as he pushed Bass into a teleporter where he would begin his marvelous, awkward, world-saving journey. Whelp. Bass thought. Here we fucking go.