This is a stupid fic out of boredom so please don't be mad at me, I don't
own any characters, nor do I own Jessica Simpson or her song. . . (Thank
God) nah just kidding *cough* nor anything else familiar to your eyes. And
I have nothing against her, she's okay. Anyway here it is.
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"Hey Rogue, you're song is on," Kitty shouted from the rec room, where she, Jubilee and Tabitha were watching MTV. Rogue bounded into the room in a hurry.
"Great, ah've been dyin' to check out the new Fuel song, and ah keep missin' it," with that she sat down in the chair beside Kitty and watched as Jessica Simpson came onto the screen.
"The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could say the save the world, like I was super girl. The real me used to laugh all night lying in the grass just talking about love, but lately I've been jaded life got so complicated," Jessica sang. Rogue's face turned red with anger.
"That is not mah song! Ah don't even like that song! How could ya make us girls look so stupid," she shouted at the screen and with that she left the room full of laughing girls. She knocked on Kurt's door and it seemed as if it was a conspiracy. Jessica was playing on the radio in there as well.
"I'm still thinking about it, almost forgot what it was like. Do you know what it feels like? Cause with you I can let my hair down, I can say anything crazy, I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground" She continued to sing.
"Arghh!" Rogue growled. She needed to get away from that song or she'd explode. She went to her bed and lay on it and tried to breathe in and out, in and out. Finally she turned the television on to her favorite soap, it was on commercial.
"Out now in stores," said the announcer, "Jessica Simpson's new hit record 'In This Skin.' On the album is her two hit singles 'Sweetest Sin' and-."
"Don't say it," Rogue shouted.
"And 'With You'."
"Nooooooooooooo!" Rogue cried out. She threw the remote at the television causing it to explode. "I have to end this," she seethed, suddenly a plan formed in her mind. She got out of bed and changed her clothing into something more flexible. She than climbed out the window with a bag of things that cannot be disclosed at this moment, and made her way to the one person that could end this whole charade.
***
Rogue stepped into the bus and sat across of a teenage girl, with super bleached blonde hair and eyes so wide and blue she looked like one of those scary dolls that open and close there eyes. Ignoring her, Rogue began to further contemplate her plan. Suddenly in an awful voice the teenage girl began to sing along with her c.d. player.
"With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby as I do now, Now that I'm with you, with you Now that I'm with you," the girl sang in a horrible voice that vibrated too much.
"No more!" Rogue screamed and took her glove off, touching the girls face, the teenager slumped to the ground, everyone except a seven year old girl with brown pigtails screamed. The little girl ran to Rogue and gave her a hug.
"Thank you! Thank you," she shouted. Rogue patted her on the head after putting her gloves back on.
"No Problem," she said and sat down until she got to the airport. She paid for the plane ride with the professor's credit card that she swiped a little earlier and entered the plane without any trouble. A couple of hours passed and she finally made it to where she wanted to be. Her stomach growled and she decided to stop for a bite to eat.
The restaurant was large with a little stage on the side. A girl with long black hair and super white pasty skin stood up and spoke, Rogue stared at the piercing on her lips that had a chain that stopped at the ear.
"I'd like to sing a little song to my boyfriend, cause he makes me feel real. I forgot the first part so I'm skipping that," she said blandly. Her voice was like watery oatmeal. Rogue sat back expecting a song by The Donna's or something, she was deeply disappointed. "You speak and it's like a song and just like that all my walls come down," the girl half spoke and half sang. Rogue's right eye began to twitch, "It's like a private joke just meant for us to know. I relate to you naturally everybody else just fades away Sometimes it's hard to breathe just knowing you found me."
Before the girl could get to the next stanza Rogue pounced on her and began to beat the living crap out of her. The girl's boyfriend tried to drag her off.
"What are ya doin'?" he asked, with a thick southern voice.
"You're a shame to all southerners!" she screamed and broke the guys nose. Rogue found herself being thrown out of the restaurant. Luckily she ate the food already and the owners forgot that she hadn't paid. "Idiots," she mumbled.
***
Finally she arrived at her destination. She climbed over the wall and hedge the way she was taught during her sessions with Logan. Pulling the mask over her face she saw the target of all her problems. She walked up to the back door and knocked politely.
Jessica Simpson opened the door with huge pouty lips and wide innocent eyes. Wearing a 250 dollar pair of jeans and a t-shirt that said 'With You' in little diamond sparkleys, her hair looking perfect. In her hand was a can of chicken of the sea and a fork.
"Hi, can I help you?" Jessica asked. Rogue smiled through the mask.
"Yes," she said about to hurt the girl when Jessica spoke again.
"Than come in," Jessica said. She opened the door and gave Rogue a wide smile. Rogue felt herself beginning to loose the anger. It wasn't her fault that they made her sing that stupid song. She probably didn't know any better. "Want some chicken?" Jessica asked.
"Sure," Rogue said. She was still hungry after all and some good old fashioned fried chicken sounded good to her.
"Here," and Jessica handed her a tray with an open can of tuna and a fork. "So how can I help you?"
"Well you see, there is this song that you sing about being a southern girl and-." She was suddenly cut off.
"Oh, I love that song, I sing it right?" She asked happily. Rogue just gave her a weird look.
"Um, yeah you sing it."
"Ooh," and than as fate would have it, the girl began to sing. "Come and take me, Love you save me Like nobody else, Now I can be myself, With you I can let my hair down, I can say anything crazy, I know you'll catch me right before I hit the grou-." At that moment she fell back after a fork got stuck in her forehead.
Rogue was seething; she really, really hated that song. She pulled the fork out of the girl's head and Jessica just lay there unconscious. Rogue figured she hit a nerve. Taking out the equipment that she stole from Mr. McCoy's lab, she found herself performing surgery on the 'southern girl'. She finished her job and went home.
***
"Girls!" Logan shouted. Jubilee, Kitty, Tabitha and Rogue came running in from the kitchen. "Isn't that the girl you like?" The news Reporter came on the television with tears in her eyes.
"Good evening everyone," she began. "Terrible news has been shared to us today. Jessica Simpson the southern pop singer with several hits and number one records,"
"Lies," Rogue muttered.
"Shut up," Logan and the girls said. (I imagine Rogue would be like this after hearing Logan o.O, anyway)
"Has been found," the reporter continued, her voice cracking, "Lobotomized."
Kitty, Jubilee, Tabitha and Logan cried out. Rogue just stood there snickering.
"The President of the United States decided that her song, and this has been approved by congress, 'With You' shall become a National song, sung in every Football game, shown in every commercial and it must be hummed twenty four hours a day by at least one person in the house hold. Good night." And with that Logan shut off the television. Rogue just stared at the screen and began to cry while she enveloped herself in a fetal position.
"Now that I'm with you," she mumbled over and over again. ***************************************
Rod Serling than marched into the room in black and white and spoke.
"This is the tale of a Goth southerner who tried to rid the world of an icon, unfortunately her game was turned back on her and now she lives in a world full of nothing but Jessica Simpson. And such is the Twilight Zone."
Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun.
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That was the dumbest fic I ever wrote! Anyway Review please.
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"Hey Rogue, you're song is on," Kitty shouted from the rec room, where she, Jubilee and Tabitha were watching MTV. Rogue bounded into the room in a hurry.
"Great, ah've been dyin' to check out the new Fuel song, and ah keep missin' it," with that she sat down in the chair beside Kitty and watched as Jessica Simpson came onto the screen.
"The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could say the save the world, like I was super girl. The real me used to laugh all night lying in the grass just talking about love, but lately I've been jaded life got so complicated," Jessica sang. Rogue's face turned red with anger.
"That is not mah song! Ah don't even like that song! How could ya make us girls look so stupid," she shouted at the screen and with that she left the room full of laughing girls. She knocked on Kurt's door and it seemed as if it was a conspiracy. Jessica was playing on the radio in there as well.
"I'm still thinking about it, almost forgot what it was like. Do you know what it feels like? Cause with you I can let my hair down, I can say anything crazy, I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground" She continued to sing.
"Arghh!" Rogue growled. She needed to get away from that song or she'd explode. She went to her bed and lay on it and tried to breathe in and out, in and out. Finally she turned the television on to her favorite soap, it was on commercial.
"Out now in stores," said the announcer, "Jessica Simpson's new hit record 'In This Skin.' On the album is her two hit singles 'Sweetest Sin' and-."
"Don't say it," Rogue shouted.
"And 'With You'."
"Nooooooooooooo!" Rogue cried out. She threw the remote at the television causing it to explode. "I have to end this," she seethed, suddenly a plan formed in her mind. She got out of bed and changed her clothing into something more flexible. She than climbed out the window with a bag of things that cannot be disclosed at this moment, and made her way to the one person that could end this whole charade.
***
Rogue stepped into the bus and sat across of a teenage girl, with super bleached blonde hair and eyes so wide and blue she looked like one of those scary dolls that open and close there eyes. Ignoring her, Rogue began to further contemplate her plan. Suddenly in an awful voice the teenage girl began to sing along with her c.d. player.
"With nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful Baby as I do now, Now that I'm with you, with you Now that I'm with you," the girl sang in a horrible voice that vibrated too much.
"No more!" Rogue screamed and took her glove off, touching the girls face, the teenager slumped to the ground, everyone except a seven year old girl with brown pigtails screamed. The little girl ran to Rogue and gave her a hug.
"Thank you! Thank you," she shouted. Rogue patted her on the head after putting her gloves back on.
"No Problem," she said and sat down until she got to the airport. She paid for the plane ride with the professor's credit card that she swiped a little earlier and entered the plane without any trouble. A couple of hours passed and she finally made it to where she wanted to be. Her stomach growled and she decided to stop for a bite to eat.
The restaurant was large with a little stage on the side. A girl with long black hair and super white pasty skin stood up and spoke, Rogue stared at the piercing on her lips that had a chain that stopped at the ear.
"I'd like to sing a little song to my boyfriend, cause he makes me feel real. I forgot the first part so I'm skipping that," she said blandly. Her voice was like watery oatmeal. Rogue sat back expecting a song by The Donna's or something, she was deeply disappointed. "You speak and it's like a song and just like that all my walls come down," the girl half spoke and half sang. Rogue's right eye began to twitch, "It's like a private joke just meant for us to know. I relate to you naturally everybody else just fades away Sometimes it's hard to breathe just knowing you found me."
Before the girl could get to the next stanza Rogue pounced on her and began to beat the living crap out of her. The girl's boyfriend tried to drag her off.
"What are ya doin'?" he asked, with a thick southern voice.
"You're a shame to all southerners!" she screamed and broke the guys nose. Rogue found herself being thrown out of the restaurant. Luckily she ate the food already and the owners forgot that she hadn't paid. "Idiots," she mumbled.
***
Finally she arrived at her destination. She climbed over the wall and hedge the way she was taught during her sessions with Logan. Pulling the mask over her face she saw the target of all her problems. She walked up to the back door and knocked politely.
Jessica Simpson opened the door with huge pouty lips and wide innocent eyes. Wearing a 250 dollar pair of jeans and a t-shirt that said 'With You' in little diamond sparkleys, her hair looking perfect. In her hand was a can of chicken of the sea and a fork.
"Hi, can I help you?" Jessica asked. Rogue smiled through the mask.
"Yes," she said about to hurt the girl when Jessica spoke again.
"Than come in," Jessica said. She opened the door and gave Rogue a wide smile. Rogue felt herself beginning to loose the anger. It wasn't her fault that they made her sing that stupid song. She probably didn't know any better. "Want some chicken?" Jessica asked.
"Sure," Rogue said. She was still hungry after all and some good old fashioned fried chicken sounded good to her.
"Here," and Jessica handed her a tray with an open can of tuna and a fork. "So how can I help you?"
"Well you see, there is this song that you sing about being a southern girl and-." She was suddenly cut off.
"Oh, I love that song, I sing it right?" She asked happily. Rogue just gave her a weird look.
"Um, yeah you sing it."
"Ooh," and than as fate would have it, the girl began to sing. "Come and take me, Love you save me Like nobody else, Now I can be myself, With you I can let my hair down, I can say anything crazy, I know you'll catch me right before I hit the grou-." At that moment she fell back after a fork got stuck in her forehead.
Rogue was seething; she really, really hated that song. She pulled the fork out of the girl's head and Jessica just lay there unconscious. Rogue figured she hit a nerve. Taking out the equipment that she stole from Mr. McCoy's lab, she found herself performing surgery on the 'southern girl'. She finished her job and went home.
***
"Girls!" Logan shouted. Jubilee, Kitty, Tabitha and Rogue came running in from the kitchen. "Isn't that the girl you like?" The news Reporter came on the television with tears in her eyes.
"Good evening everyone," she began. "Terrible news has been shared to us today. Jessica Simpson the southern pop singer with several hits and number one records,"
"Lies," Rogue muttered.
"Shut up," Logan and the girls said. (I imagine Rogue would be like this after hearing Logan o.O, anyway)
"Has been found," the reporter continued, her voice cracking, "Lobotomized."
Kitty, Jubilee, Tabitha and Logan cried out. Rogue just stood there snickering.
"The President of the United States decided that her song, and this has been approved by congress, 'With You' shall become a National song, sung in every Football game, shown in every commercial and it must be hummed twenty four hours a day by at least one person in the house hold. Good night." And with that Logan shut off the television. Rogue just stared at the screen and began to cry while she enveloped herself in a fetal position.
"Now that I'm with you," she mumbled over and over again. ***************************************
Rod Serling than marched into the room in black and white and spoke.
"This is the tale of a Goth southerner who tried to rid the world of an icon, unfortunately her game was turned back on her and now she lives in a world full of nothing but Jessica Simpson. And such is the Twilight Zone."
Neener neener neener neener neener neener neener neener dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun.
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That was the dumbest fic I ever wrote! Anyway Review please.