Author's note: Please be nice to me. This is my first fanfic! Love, peace, and LoD!

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone/thing in this fanfic. It totally sucks.

My life plus LoD

Me: sitting in my parent's room playing LoD, Shana is the last one to die in a battle Shana, fuck you!

(Screen says, Game Over)

Me: beep beep beep beep beep beeeeeeppppp!

Me: I wish you were all real so I could beat the snot out of all of u!

(Genie pops out of the play station)

Genie: Your wish is granted!

(Big flashy lights happen and all the characters of LoD appear in my parent's room)

Dart: WTF! Where are we?

Rose: I don't know. Maybe we should ask her.

Meru: I'm reeeaaalllllllyyyyyyy hyper!

Shana: I'm scared.

Miranda: we don't care.

Lavitz: You don't have to be so mean to her, Miranda!

Miranda: Fuck You!

Albert: Both of you need to calm down immediately!

Kongol: Kongol agree.

Haschel: to me You're cute.

Me: stares at him really disgusted Ewww! Your really……old. Waayyyyyy too old for me.

Lloyd: I agree with Haschel. You are cute! smile

Me: Now he is the right age!

Doel: Save it for the bedroom.

Zieg: All of u, can it!

Dart: Okay, enough!

Everyone: not listening

Dart: ENOUGH! ALL OF U SHUT IT!

Everyone: FINE.

Me: What do YOU want, you stupid idiot that continues to do and make stupid decisions through out the whole entire game! You always ruin everything!

Dart: staring at me like nobody had ever talked to him like that before

Lavitz: You go girl!

Me: gives him the finger

Albert: None of that now! No vulgar or profound gestures in this fanfic!

Me: points finger at him (the POINTER finger btw) and says in a menacing voice You had better shut it! I have the Almighty Author Powers and I will turn u into a rat if I feel like it!

Albert: Shuting up.

Me: Good.

Meru: Do you have any sugar?

Me: Yes, and you're not getting any! You're already too hyper as it is!

Kongol: Kongol no like you, you way too bossy.

Marshall: Amen to that!

Me: How did you get in here! Go away, now!

Marshall: No! I like bugging u!

Kristin: That's true.

Me: Okay! Now I am officially freaked out! How did both of my best friends end up in my fanfic? I am really confused and I want to know what is going on right now!

Kristin: Your front door was opened, you dingbat!

Me: sheepishly oh.

Dart: So, where are we?

Rose: We're in America.

Shana: Whoa! I didn't know you were a mind reader, Rose!

Rose: Oh…… my……. God……. Shana, YOU ARE A FUCKIN' IDIOT AND A PANSY! I read the label on this paper.

Lavitz: chanting go Rose, go Rose, go Rose!

Rose: Shut up, you freaking god damned jackassed mother—

Me: Hey! Watch the mouth!

Rose: My bad.

Kristin: Awww, come on! Let the woman speak! Freedom for the people!

Me: glares at Kristin Fine. But just a little cussing.

Rose: to Kristin your cool! Wanna help me trash-talk Lavitz?

Kristin: Sure.

Rose and Kristin: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp!

Haschel: Man, you guys really know how to cuss!

Me: I rate a 50 out of ten!

Zieg: Why are we here, anyway?

Marshall: Because the Genie of the Play station Wishes sent you here!

All: Huh?

Marshall: You know, the one that gives you one wish per game? Is it clicking?

All: No.

Kristin: I think I get it! So that's why you have all those games!

Marshall: Bingo!

Meru: was his name-o!

All: …

Meru: What? I told you. I'm hyper!

(Doorbell rings)

Me: Aww, crap! opens door

Man at door: Hello, Miss! I am advertising—

Me: Not interested. slams door in the guy's face

Shana: that was rude.

Me: All right, that is so it! One more peep out of u and I am gonna kill you!

Dart: Hey! You can't do that to her! Not without a group vote!

Me: Okay. All in favor of not killing Shana say yes!

Dart: Yes!

Me: Wow. One person doesn't want to kill Shana. Anyways…all in favor of killing Shana say 'yes!'

All except Dart and Kongol: YES!

Me: Kongol! You didn't vote!

Kongol: Because Kongol confused. Why would Kongol want to kill Shana? What Shana do to Kongol?

Me: blink She was born. And she's really stupid.

All the Readers who don't like Shana: AMEN SISTER!

Kristin: Weeeellllll…

Me: "Weeeellllll" what?

Kristin: Weeeellllll…

Marshall: Weeeellllll WHAT!

Kristin: Weeeellllll…

All: really pissed off voice WEEEELLLLLL WHAT! TELL US, DAMMIT!

Kristin: I got nothin'.

Me: Whatever. Where was I?

Albert: You were giving reasons why we should kill Shana.

Me: Thanks!

Albert: No prob'.

Me: So. Now that the votes are in, we all decide to little miss 'I AM SO STUPID!' Right?

Marshall: Yep.

Me: brings out a scimitar and slashes Shana in half MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHA!

Shana: dies

All: O.O

Me: What? I got tired of her.

Dart: Well. That was sad.

All: Why aren't you mourning?

Dart: Because she wasn't that useful anyway. It's not like it's a BIG loss. Just a little one.

Haschel: Wow. You are so conceited.

Dart: Am NOT!

All: YES YOU ARE! DEAL WITH IT!

Doel: Uh, people? We still don't know why we're here!

All: turns to me Why are we here?

Me: Marshall already told you, the Genie of the Play station Wishes sent you guys—

Rose: And girls.

Me: AND GIRLS here because I wished that you were all real so I could beat the tar out of you!

Kongol: But Kongol has no tar in him.

Me: It's a figure of speech.

Kongol: What that?

Me: holding head Never mind.

Marshall: Okay, now that we got that settled, what are we going to do with them?

Me: Oh great. I didn't think of that! If my parents find you guys, I'm DOOMED! DOOMED I TELL YOU! D—O—O—M—E—D!

Kristin: shakes head oh boy, here we go.

Well! What am I going to do now? Find out next time on my life plus LoD!

Boy I feel like an announcer. Thanks! And review nicely please!