Okay, I know I'm an idiot for publishing the sequal before this one, but that's because it's much better than this one. But please read it anyway! It was a hit on a different site!
Disclaimer: I don't own Disney World or any of these characters.
One summer's day, the Fellowship of the Ring, along with Aragorn, Arwen, and their ten year old son, Eldarion, and Faramir, Eowen, Eomer, and… that's it, were all at the local Gondorian grocery store. Why, you ask?
A week ago, Eldarion had decided he was bored. "Naneth?" the boy asked Arwen, "I'm bored! I want to play!" "I-" Arwen began, but was immediately interrupted by her son. "Can we go to Disney World?" he asked. "Well, I'm not sure," Arwen began, "it's very expensive…" "But you're the Queen of Gondor! Why can't we go?" Eldarion whined. Suddenly, the four Hobbits popped out of nowhere and began to grow excited. "We want to go to Disney World!" Pippin shouted. "Yeah!" Merry added, "can we?" "Well," Arwen said, "I guess I could ask Aragorn about it…" "Yay! Disney World!" all five cheered, and danced around in a circle singing about Disney World.
Now they were preparing for their journey, stocking up on supplies. The Hobbits were busy raiding the produce aisle, Legolas was in the cosmetics department, searching high and low for his favorite shampoo, Gimli was riding the plastic pony in the front, Aragorn and Arwen, along with Eldarion, were cheerfully looking for sensible products, Gandalf was looking at upgrades for his staff, Faramir and Boromir were fighting over which Pop Tarts flavor to buy, and Eowen was looking at the 'Make Your Own Stew' packets And last, Eomer was spying on his sister from his hideout in a barrel of ice, which made him VERY uncomfortable.
Aragorn looked at his watch, "12:00 p.m.! Time to check out!" he announced. The three headed for the checkout line, where they were greeted by Eowen, Legolas, Eomer, and Gandalf. "Alright, everyone in turn, say what you are intending on purchasing!" Aragorn said. Eowen started, "A fish stew packet, three beef stew packets, and ten rabbit stew packets." Aragorn winced, "Umm… that's good. Add them to the cart." Arwen shot him a glare that said "I'm not eating powdered stew for two days!", but Aragorn just shrugged, looking helpless. Faramir was next. "Boromir won't get the watermelon Pop Tarts!" he whined. "Get both!" Aragorn said, desperate to hit the road. It was Gandalf's turn. "A 2.2 gigahertz upgrade for my staff," he grinned. Aragorn raised an eyebrow as he checked Gandalf off on the list, and motioned to the cart. "Legolas, what about you?" Aragorn asked. "Two deodorant sticks for everyone, Redken shampoo, three bottles of shaving cream, and Axe for unanimous people," Legolas said, holding up a few products. Aragorn turned around and rolled his eyes, then motioned toward the cart. "Okay, Eomer, you're turn," he continued. "Er… Eomer, why are you all wet?" he asked. "I, uh… slipped on the wet floor," Eomer laughed nervously. "Uh huh… well, moving on. Hobbits, you're turn," Aragorn said, "Hobbits?" "Oh no!" Arwen shrieked, "the Hobbits are gone! Hurry! Find them!" Immediately, as if on cue, three Hobbits came running around a corner, each carrying twice their sizes in vegetables. "Dunno why they're so upset," Merry shouted, "It's only a couple of carrots!" "And some cabbages," Pippin added. "And those mushrooms!" Frodo said. "And don't forget the potatoes!" Sam finished. "Aragorn!" Pippin cried, "You've gotta help us! Those men got mad at us for taking the vegetables! Said something about 'nosy little kids', but I don't see any kids!" Just then, a clerk approached the party. "Are these yours?" he asked. "Ah… not exactly…" Aragorn hesitated. "They're with us," Arwen cut in. "Alright, but keep a close eye on them," the clerk said. "Im mae. Le hannon, navaer," Arwen said.
The Hobbits tossed their treasures into the cart, and at last, it was time to check out.
At the end of the line, and after they had checked out, they were headed out the door. Eomer had grabbed Gimli off of his 'horse' and drug him along. They all piled into the RV that they were taking to Disney World, Aragorn started the engine, and they were off!
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