Sugar Rush Rampage….
A/N- Hi this is my first time writing a fanfic soo please have MERCY! I am an amateur writer so you have been warned….. If your eyes start falling out due to the sheer stupidity(or lack of it) or boringness of this crack!fic, I do not claim responsibility…
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! I'M TOO DUMB! -sobs uncontrollably-
It was just another usual morning at Central City Headquarters. Roy was contentedly sipping his coffee with both feet on the table amongst an unusually small pile of paperwork. "Ahh, Riza can't do anything to me now…I finished all of my paperwork for today! That damned, crazy, trigger-happy woman," he added in a mumble, smirking to himself.
"Colonel Bastard!! What do you mean by sending me and Al to some magical oasis in the middle of the Arctic to seal some dumb military deal with a crazy, gun-toting elf!! We just came back from Liore yesterday! Inconsiderate JERK!
Roy glanced up almost lazily. He was used to his subordinate's random outbursts by now. He even had his own, personal, Door-Repair Gnome. He imported it from Palooza Land to repair the door after Ed broke it down when he came to hand in his reports. "Oh, Fullmetal! Didn't see you there! How come you're not wearing you stilettos today?"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING A GIRLY SHRIMP WHO COULD TAP-DANCE ON THE HEAD OF A PIN?!" ranted Ed as he lunged towards the Colonel with his transmuted blade ready. Suddenly, it turned into a bunch of flowers with lots of bugs in it. "EWW!! ITS DISGUSTING BUGS! THEY'GE GONNA EAT MEEE!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE! GOODBYE WORLD!" shrieked Ed. Then he started bawling. In no time the office was flooded.
"HELP US! We're going to drown!" yelled the Colonel and Al. The flood then stopped mysteriously. "Who did that?" wondered Al. "I did!" replied a squeaky voice. "It's me the Door-Repair Gnome, Chuck! I helped you people! Now YOU owe me. GIVE ME CANDY!!!!!!!," Then the gnome turned rabid and started licking Ed. "Wow this tastes great! He tastes like licorice!" "Really? Move over! I wanna try!" Roy shoved the gnome to one side and started licking Ed.
Ed however had got his senses back and didn't like Roy and some stupid rat licking him and commenting on how he tasted like.
ED'S POV
WTH?! These idiots are licking me! What?! I taste like strawberry licorice! Wait…… Is that…. a giant rat?! I'm going to stop this right now!! I'm gonna bite Roy's ear! Let him feel how it feels like to be eaten!
-end of Ed's POV-
(A/N- So, I think you can guess what happens next?? Right??)
A/N- Well, that's chapter 1! Sorry if it's really boring with not enough crazy bits in it…… Please review and tell me what you don't like or tell me how to improve my fanfic. PLEASE have mercy and review!! I'm only 12 for the love of god!! Soo, if you have a heart you will review and not kill me!!
Ja ne!!