In some random room, in some random starship, on a planet named Popstar, the narrator dies…wait, the narrator dies?

The narrator then randomly died.

Me: hi, I am star, and this is the new thing for all you Kirby lovers… another dare story! But! They must follow the rules.

Any Kirby character can be dared, with the exception of a few.

BE RANDOM!

Dark: so send in the dares so I can kill somebody!

Me: that's dark, my evil side that somehow got a body…yeah. So do what she said and send in the dares!