Ganondorf's Week: The Madness Returns

:It Begins Again:

7:30 A.M: An alarm clock beeping louder then hell, Ganon grumbles and crushes the damn thing.

8:00 A.M: Ganondorf still sleeping, our favorite soldier comes in and yells, "LORD GANON, TIME TO GET UP!" she yelled.
Ganon sat up in his bed, got up, and walked straight over to her.

"Becky, there is something i've been dying to say to you..." Ganon said.

"YES?" Becky said with a glimmer in her eyes.

"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!" he yelled and stomped out of the room.

"OH, ONLY IF HE WERE MINE!" Becky screamed.

8:30 A.M: The Cafeteria

Ganon waltzed in to the cafeteria and into the lunch-line, when a familiar voice popped up behind him.

"Ganon, it's been awhile since we've seen eachother..." said the voice.

"No, please no. No, no, no, NO!" Ganon cried. The gang of evil doers had been taking a little break for a couple years and only today they had gotten back together. Ganon turned around and looked behind him, there stood Shadow Link.

"Why must you MAKE ME SUFFER!?" he yelled.

Shadow Link smiled innocently, "Oh silly Ganon, I have changed my ways. I'm not the same prankster I used to be"

"Oh, well that's good' he smiled.

Ganon continued to move along in line when he realized something, something was slithering down his pant leg.

"MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HAT!" Ganon yelled out. Shadow Link started laughing his ass off, as did our favorite lunch-lady Bernise.

"I AM AN EVEN MORE SINISTER PRANKSTER!!" he cackled.

Ganon fell to the ground into feetle position.

"Why...me? WHY!?"

9:00 A.M: Link's House

"Link you're so sexy, RAWR!" Saria said as she sat on his lap.

"I would do whatever you say!" Malon said holding on to his arm.

"THOUST IS CRAZY!! ALL OF THEE!!" Link said as he ran over to his window and jumped out.

Then all of a sudden Mido ran over to Link's body.

"O-OH SHIT, I GOT YOU NOW MOTHER FUCKER" he yelled as he picked up Link and dragged him to his house.

9:45 A.M: Ganon's Bathtub Time

"SINGIN'! IN THE BATHTUB! Woooooo-HOOOOOO!!" Ganon sang as he threw his rubber ducky into the sink.

"SHOOP DE WOOP, MR. DUCKENSTEIN!"

Then Ganon began hearing footsteps...

Step...Step...

"Oh my sage, if it's fucking IT or Psycho or something I will shove Mr.Duckenstien right up your ass!" he squealed.

Step...Step...

Then...out of nowhere...

"FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"OH DAMMIT, NO!!"

11:00 A.M: Excercise Time

Now we have Ganon in his frilly pink, flower printed, sparkly jumpsuit.

"Feel the burn, FEEL THE BURN!" he said as he started up.

"Oh yes, I feel it..." said a voice from behind.

"CAN'T YOU STALK SOMEONE ELSE!!" Ganondorf screamed.

"I wouldn't consider it stalking, I consider more as...self-pleasure!" Shadow Link giggled.

Ganon just looked up at the ceiling.

"It's Going To Be A Long...Long...DAY"

Author's Note: I know, I know, this wasn't the funniest chappy but I have been having a writer's block lately. Have any ideas feel free to message me, don't put it in a review. It spoils the surprise! Anyhow, i'll make sure you get the credit for your idea! :-)

Disclaimer: The Zelda Peeps Don't Belong To Me :D