Just a funny little short that my friend and I though was amusing. I do not own Twilight.
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Bella's POV
Just another normal day at the Cullen's. I was sitting on the couch with Jasper watching the love of my life and Alice play a game of Chess… and by play I mean sit there and play the whole thing in their heads. It was rather amusing.
"Uhm… guys…" I jumped a little to hear Rosalie's voice behind me. Jasper laughed at me but hey I was only human. "I don't know what happened… or why it happened… but I just peed red…" Rosalie looked shocked and confused because one vampires didn't have human needs and two… it was red.
Alice looked up and giggled "Maybe you're having a period."
"Maybe a really bad urinary tract infection?" I piped in, they all looked at me like I was retarded.
"Rose…" Edward looked at her then shook his head. "That's all you eat."
We all laughed except Edward who just shook his head some more.
"I dunno guys… but I think I need to talk to Carlisle" She walked out of the room still looking shocked.
We went back to watching Alice and Edward play their Chess game, when Edward knocked his queen over in defeat.
"Hey guys." I jumped again by the sound of Emmett's voice this time. I ignored Jasper's laugh and turned towards Emmett. He was wearing a bathing suit, snorkel mask and flippers. "Has anyone seen my floaty?"
Yep just another normal day at the Cullens.