as you all know i just love screwing with fictional reality so i decided how would things be different if kevin was a girl instead of the crazy masculine male he is haha.
kevin:oh hell no back up your not turning me into a girl
me:sorry but my friends voted on the ideas i had and said you being a girl was the best one so your turing into a girl
kevin: wait why dont i get a vote
me:well your not exactly an unbiast part dude
kevin:damn it i am not gonna be a girl
me:but you get boobs ill make them bigger than gwens
kevin: ok but i dont want to be a fat chick or a buff chick i want to be as sext a woman as i am a man you hear me
me: conceded arent we
kevin: iam not conceded look at all the fangirls i have points behind him
fangirls:squeeeeeeeeeeee
me: and what about the fanboys points to other side
fanboys: hello big boy
kevin:that is scary shudders
me: i know your fan club is pretty big
kevin: listen i am not gay i lke gwen i dont like tennison
me: actually female you will kinda like him
kevin: i hate you so much
me: why at least i am not writing gay yaoi stuff about you like them points to fan club
kevin:ok i hate them more but you are still a jerk
me:am not i put it to a vote my friends are jerks iam just a soldier of words
kevin:ok listen up then i have demands if iam gonna be a woman
me:demands do tell
kevin: one i want nicely sized breast two no skirts three no thongs and four i am very manipulative of ben and make him suffer
me:your a very demanding woman miss levin
female kevin: what the hell looks down why am i eleven again
me:simple iam telling this story from the time in new york
female kevin: well i need a gril name then
me: i know sly
sly: thats stupid and a guy name
me: dont care your sly levin
sly: i hate you
me: now to tell my twiested little tale
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this place is a rip off you know that ben said angerly
your right handsome the games here stink sly said flirtatiously to ben.
Yeah, but not as bad as his breath. Major case of sewer mouth ben said waving his hand in front of his face.
you're funny and handsome here you owe me one she said shocking the tokens out of the machine.
woah how'd you do that ben asked amazed.
i've got some skills sly said winking makeing ben blush.
we can't take those there not ours gwen said indignantly.
they are now ben said grabbing a handfull thanks iam ben he introduced himself.
the names sly she said shifting her hips.
wanna play some air hockey ben asked eyes drifting to her developing breast.
nah i got to bail later handsome she said looking in the direction of some thugs.
shes trouble gwen said crossing her arms in disapproval.
she seemed fine to me ben said eyes following her till she was stopped by some boys.
ok two things something wrong with a girl who thinks your cute and two those guys dont look happy gwen said looking at the guys surronding sly.
long time no see said the blue haired bully
hey where you going freak home to charge your baterris the biggest bully said
need some help ben said walking up to them.
shes gonna need more than you the blue haired boy said tossing him away.
i got skills to ben said running off then turning into xlr8
hows the hangout still trashed like i left it sly said standing in a defensive stance.
yeah and your gonna pay you cant take use all said the blue haired boy said getting ready to jump her.
but i can xlr8 said standing menacingly
the biggest boy laughed little early for halloween isnt it. ugh hey whered he go he said looking around before seeing his two friends getting beat up.
trick or treat ben said opening his mask and scarying the largest boy away.
i cant beleve you went alien ben gwen said naggingly.
she helped me i helped her. your wouldnt get it and neither would grandpa. thats the problem.ben said crossing in his arms.
you see what that speed guy did to those guys sly said smirking.
yeah dudes name is xlr8 in fact we are pretty tight ben said trying to impress her.
cool want a tour of new york sly asked i better stick with this guy until those thugs give up sly thought.
you keep grand pa waiting any longer and hes going to pop another gasket gwen said not wanting ben anywhere near this girl.
dont you mean you have to go back ben said sacasticly.
your on your on gwne said storming off.
good thats the way i like ben yelled angerly after her.
so how'd you get you powers ben asked curiously.
i was born with them i am like a big energy sponge. motors,air conditioners,lights,batteries,whatever. soak it up and dish it out when i have to or want to she said wrapping her arm around him.
cool ben said smileing dumbly.
come on ill show you to my place she said grabbing bens hand and leading him away.
--at slys home--
wow you live here ben said looking around.
yeah,by myself sly said sitting down on a love seat.
what about your family ben asked looking concerned.
Long gone. They weren't too thrilled having a freak for a daughter, but it just means I don't answer to nobody sly said bitterly.
sounds good to me so why where those thugs after you ben asked with a dopey smile on his face.
I kinda trashed their hangout under the 39th Street bridge cause there leader tried to cop a feel sly said. What about you she asked? Sounds like your grandpa's pretty steamed at you sly said quickly changeing the subject.
Like usual, and all I did was sneak in and play the new Sumo Slammer video game ben said frowning.
the one that wont come out till christmas sly asked and patting the seat next to her.
yeah thats the one ben said sitting next to her.
you ever kissed anyone she asked placeing a hand on his thigh.
nnno gggirls ddontt like me ben said turning beat red.
well i am a girl and i like you benji she said moveing her hand to his cheek and turning his face to hers. so do you want me to kiss you she said flirtatiously.
iiif you wawant ttto ben stammered feeling like his face was on fire.
i wouldnt offer if i didnt wan to but do you want to sly said rubbing her nose aganist his.
yyyyeeesss ben said she smiled and pressed her lips aganist his.
like it she said pulling back haveing ben chaseing her lips.
yeah can we do it again ben asked blushing again.
ok but how would you like to get that game early sly said eyes glinting with hope.
really how ben asked looking at her curiously.
oh you just let me worry about that she said kissing him again distracting him.
--at the warehouse--
i got a tip that theres a shipment here sly said frying the electronic lock.
the doors locked ben said turning the knob.
wipe that down with this she said tossing him a wrag.
ugh ok ben said wipeing the knob.
now benji use those strong legs to kick the door in she said winking at him.
ok its going down ben said bluhsing and complying with her commands.
nicely done she said as she grabbed his hand and lead him into the warehouse.
woah ben said looking at all the crates.
waits over benji she said tossing him a copy.
your the coolest girl ever ben said and jerked his head to see tear gas busting through the glass.
we have to get out of her sly said grabbing his hand and leading him then being cut off by cops.
freeze punks the cop screamed as sly jumped on a fork lift then forceing it toward them.
great we are surronded ben said as they ducked behind a crate.
got any ideas she said ha perfect now all i got to do is get him to call one of his friends introduce myself then ditch him sly thought.
only one but can you keep a secret ben asked nervously.
of coarse she said kissing him gently. hey what are you with the watch she asked confused
ok he said slamming down on the omnitrix and morphing into stinkfly.
ugh oh you reek she said grabbing her nose.
i know but i can fly he said grabbing her hips
oh yeah an people call me a freak how'd you do that sly said as they flew off over the water.
talk later escape now ben said trying to avoid the helicopter.
oh man this is great she said blowing a kiss seeing herself on the big screen in time square.
oh no ben said as the watch begain to beep singlening it was about to time out.
what is going on she asked as they feel into the a garbage truck.
so that watch lets you turn into that dragon fly thing sly asked looking at it.
and not just one but also ten others ben said smileing and tapping it.
ten so that speedy guy was you sly asked gears winding in her mind.
uh-huh i think you owe your hero a kiss ben said puckering his lips in anticipation.
oh wow show me how it works morph into somthing sly said ignoreing his request.
it doesnt work that way its got a mind of its own ben said pokeing it.
let me see it mabye i can get it to work sly said looking at it.
it doesnt work that way its like fused to my wrist ben said.
hey we should be partners with my powers and your powers we could do anything we want so what do you say about it friends sly said happily.
you got it but i want that kiss ben said smirking impishly.
you are not good at negotiateing she said kissing him.
i get what i want ben said smileing.
now follow me she said running down the subway stairs.
--several minutes later--
ok here we are she said grabbing the lever and pulling it.
what are we doing ben asked looking around.
well this trains carrying some serious cash and we are gonna bash it into that wall and steal the cash in she said smileing.
what if someone gets hurt ben said looking at her expectently.
such a goody two shoes this will be easy she thought. oh right didnt think of that hey do you have something so you can get the driver out safely she said smirking.
good idea but its still dangerous ben said frowning looking uncertain.
ben i promise no one will get hurt she said kissing him and decideing to give him extra encentive slipped her toungue in his mouth.
ok lets do it ben said smileing dopeishly as he slammed onto his watch turning into ghost freak.
ooo i like this one here comes the train she said point down the track.
here we go ghostfreak said flying toward the train and phaseing through the front of the train.
what the hell the driver screamed as ghostfreak jerked him from the train before it crashed into the part of the track under construction.
come on hurrt sly said grabbing cash and stuffing as much cash into her cargo pants before jumping on bens back.
ok lets go ghostfreak said flying them as fast as he could down the subway tunnel.
--back at slys place--
wooo that was fun sly said tossing all the cash on her mattress and rolling around in it.
uh-huh ben said enjoying watching her thrash about.why am i enjoying this ben thought his little ten year old mind not able to comprehend why.
oh benji me and you are going to be the biggest freaking robbers since bonne and clyde sly said getting up and kissing him harshly and slideing her tougue in his mouth.
crime right ben said kissing her and feeling bold slide his tougue in her mouth and trying to do what she had done to him.
ughh she moaned into his mouth damn he is a fast learner and so easy to manipulate sly thought.
you taste good ben said not really know what to say.
thank you benji i have a proposition for you she said sitting on her matress.
a proposition ben asked confused.
yeah your tired of listening to your grand pa right she asked.i got him just a little more pushing and i can get him to do anything even hurt people sly thought of her revenge.
yeah he is being seriously unfair about everything ben said crossing his arms stubbornly.
well iam thinking me and you could go off on our own sly said pulling him down next to her.
our own doing whatever we want ben asked thinking about it.
whatever we want no school no parents no bed times no rules we got the power we should use it sly whispered into his ears.
yeah we should iam in ben said standing proudly.
thats right but we will have to leave here with our latest escapade sly said gathering up the money and putting it back into her pants pockets.
where will we live then ben asked worried.
dont worry i got a plan she said smirking at him.
ok i will trust you ben said smileing innocently.
wow he he trust me why does he trust me sly thought. uh yeah she said feeling somthing she never felt before guilt.
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next time on corrupting ben grand pa confronts ben will he choose the right path or go down the road to evil. will sly continue to corrupt ben or will she be turned by bens trust and careing. tune in next time on corruping ben to find out all these answers and more.