I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. If I did, there would be a different face for Kuwabara. I only own Tsukiko, Nanashi, Katsu, Yasu, Amatsu Mikaboshi, and Ryo.

Yusuke's POV.

It started off as a simple mission, stop the gang of demons from getting to Reikai. But, Koenma, the damn pacifier sucking toddler ruler of Hell, forgot to mention that there were five of them for every one of us. Normal, I would be glad, but if I make it out of this alive, I gotta deal with a pissed off Keiko. The asshole from hell, didn't tell us that these were S-class demons neitha. Now, we're stuck fightin' an' Keiko's gonna have ma head if they don' beat her to it. As I said earlier, if ya were payin' attention, it started off simple. Then the fucker demons pulled out weapons. In the beginnin' we took out three of the assholes each, which left us with two, who were armed. "Watch out! They've got weapons!" I warned everyone as we kept fighting. I took a few cuts to my torso. There was some blood but not a lot. We took out every one of them. Kurama had a gash on his left arm and a few scratches all over, Kuwabara was bruised like banana, and Hiei was pretty diced up. All in all, we got out of this one better than we do others. "Hey Kuwabara, count tha bodies just in case." These bastards seemed to always have backup.

"There's only nineteen bodies!" Kuwabara yelled. Wait a second; four times five is twenty. Where's the other one?

"Hiei! Behind you!" Kurama yelled. Everything went in slow motion. I turned to face them; my eyes went wide as I saw the missing bastard kneeling in the middle of a tree nearby with a hand pistol. I stood there in shock as Kurama ran towards Hiei. Hiei turned around slowly. When he did, the guy pulled the trigger an' a bang was all that we heard. I saw blood fly as Kurama tackled Hiei to the ground.

"Bastard!" I yelled as I pointed my right, first finger at him. "SPIRIT GUN!" I fired my Spirit gun and ran over to Kurama and Hiei without waiting to see his dead body hit the floor. Kuwabara and I were next to them in a heartbeat. Hiei was face first on the ground while Kurama was on top of him. Blood started to cover the ground in a puddle aroun them as Kurama started to move.

"Hiei?" Kurama muttered as he got fully off of Hiei. Kuwabara and I helped Kurama get into a kneeling position near Hiei. Kurama pulled on Hiei's should, flippin' him onto his back. Hiei's face was paler than normal, his breathing was labored, and blood was pouring from the corners of his mouth. "No." Kuwabara was still.

"Hell no. He can't die," Kuwabara said as he started to bite down on his lower lip. Kurama was searching Hiei's torso for any holes and he found one.

"We have got to get Hiei to Genkai's temple as soon as possible," Kurama said. "I believe that Hiei might have internal bleeding."

"What are we waitin' for then?" I said as I picked Hiei up bridal-style. There was no way in hell that I was gonna let one of my friends die. I don't have very many an' I don't wanna waste 'em.

"Be careful for his injuries," Kurama warned. I nodded as we broke out in a run for Grandma's house. On the way there, it started to rain and the pace had to be taken down a notch. We finally made it to the entrance. I ran up the stairs as fast as I could. Kurama opened the door to let us in the temple.

"GRANDMA!!! YUKINA!!! WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM!!!" I yelled. Blood started to drip on the floor with the water, turning it a sickly pink color.

"Yes?" Yukina said as she entered the area we were in. "Hiei-san! Please put him down on a futon." I found one nearby an' I set Hiei down on it. Yukina started to use her healing powers on Hiei, and Grandma arrived to help. I pulled out my communicator mirror an' opened it.

"Koenma you bastard! Pick up!" I yelled in it. I a few seconds, Koenma's face appeared on the screen.

"Yes?"

"You little prick! You didn't tell us that there were twenty S-class demons an' that they were armed! One of them had a gun!"

"They did? Well, sorry but we didn't know that."

"Like hell ya didn't! The asshole shot Hiei!" Koenma's face paled when I said this.

"Is he alright?"

"Yukina an' Grandma are healing him right now."

"Oh, god this is bad. Yusuke, I'm so sorry, I swear I didn't know. OGRE!!! Hold on please." I heard screams and the sound of something being his with wood. Koenma appeared in a few minutes. "Sorry about that."

"Fine by me. Just warn us next time or we're gonna tear you apart, limb by limb." I showed him my demon fangs when I said his. He squealed an' I hung up.

"Feeling better?" Kurama asked me.

"A little."

"Done," Yukina said as she wiped sweat off of her forehead. "Hiei-san just needs to get some rest."

"And I want everyone in this room to get some rest also." Grandma said as she finished covering Hiei's tattooed arm in a new, warded bandage. "Yukina, can you show them were they can rest?"

"Sure Genkai-sama" Yukina said as she bowed. Grandma smile and Yukina started off on the trail through the temple. "I can heal you guys too."

"Nah, we'll be fine," I said as everyone agreed with me. Yukina led us to a huge room with four futons in it.

"You guys can stay here, do you want any more blankets or pillows?"

"Chill, we'll be fine," I said. "This is great, thanks." We entered the room and got cozy quickly.

"'Night Yukina," we all said when she said goodnight to us. She left the door open as she continued down the hallway. After a while, I fell asleep. I woke due to the sun shining in my face.

"Fuck you, Sun," I said as I rolled over an' tried to get more sleep. Then I remembered Hiei an' I got up. Everyone else was probably awake. Well, I thought that until I saw Kuwabara snoring like a chainsaw. I licked him in the ribs like I would a soccer ball. Hey, if I can't sleep, neitha should he. "Kuwabara! Get the fuck up!"

"Leave me tha fuck alone," Kuwabara muttered as he went back to sleep. Just then an idea came to me.

"Fine, I'll tell Yukina you said that," I said as I got up and started to walk away.

"WHAT?! NO!!!" Kuwabara then got out of bed an' raced me to the living room/place we came in. we made it there an' saw that no one was there, not even Hiei. "Hey, where'd Shorty go?"

"Shit!" I yelled. "He was supposed to rest." Kuwabara an' I looked at each other with a worried expression on our faces. "You check the temple, I'll take the woods." I ran out the door an' started to search the trees for any sign of Hiei. Finally I found one, I found a tree with a black clothed figure in it. "HIEI!!!" The shot up from it's rest an' looked down at me.

"What the fuck do you want?" Hiei asked as he glared at me.

"You've gotta come inside."

"Why would I do that?"

"Umm…'cause…Dammit! Just come inside!"

"Hn."

"Fine, I'll just tell Kurama, Yukina, and Grandma, they'll get you out. One way or another."

"I hate you sooo much." Hiei jumped out of the tree an' landed next to me soundlessly.

"So sorry 'cause I love you," I joked. I hugged Hiei as hard as I could to make sure that he couldn't run away.

"What the fuck are you smoking?" Hiei growled as he struggled to get out.

"Nothin'." I carried Hiei this way back to the temple. I let him go when we reached the door. I opened it an' Yukina ran out.

"Hiei-san! Were did you go?" She asked Hiei as she hugged him. I grinned as I saw that Hiei was trying to figure out what to do. He awkwardly patted her back instead of hugging her.

"Yes, where did you go Hiei?" Kurama asked from behind me, scaring me to death. "Sorry about that Yusuke." I nodded as I held me heart.

"Don't worry about me, I'm fine." Hiei said as Yukina let Hiei go.

"No, you were shot yesterday and you need rest," Kurama said as he picked Hiei up.

"Put me the fuck down!" Hiei yelled as he squirmed.

"A little help, Yusuke?"

"Why not?" I helped Kurama get Hiei inside the temple. Kurama formed some seeds into vines that were fireproof. He used them to tie Hiei to the futon. He also crushed a few seeds from his hair and sprinkled them over the struggling Hiei. After doing this, Hiei became calm an' closed his eyes.

"What was that?" Yukina asked as she checked Hiei to make sure that he was fine.

"Seeds from a sleeping plant," Kurama said. "Don't worry, there are no side effects from this one." Yukina nodded as she left the room to make herbal tea for everyone. I hate that stuff with a passion. The sliding door was practically ripped open. I looked up to see who it was and what I saw frightened me.

"KEIKO!!!" I yelled as I hid behind Kurama, who was trying to get away from the area unscathed.

"Yusuke," Keiko growled in low voice. Oh yeah, I'm gonna die for the third time. "Where were you yesterday?" Koenma you better send me to heaven for going on that mission!

"Kurama?" I asked, no pleaded for him to take this one.

"Umm…Keiko, we went one a mission yesterday. It was supposed to be quick enough to let Yusuke be only a few minutes late, but one of the demons had a gun," Kurama said as I thanked him in his ear.

"Is everyone alright?" Keiko asked as she covered her mouth from the shock.

"Well, I tried to stop anyone from being hurt," Kurama said as he looked at the ground. "But I wasn't fast enough and Hiei was shot." Keiko gasped.

"Is he alright?"

"Now, yes."

"I'm sorry that you guys had to go through with that."

"It's okay." Damn, from now on I'm gonna have Kurama explain things to Keiko. This way I don't get in trouble.

"Keiko-san!" Yukina yelled as she put the tea on the nightstand.

"Yukina!" They ran an' hugged each other.

"Run!" I whispered in Kurama's ear. He nodded and we bolted out of the resting area/living room. Later that night, we all left Grandma's temple. Right when we were about to spilt up, we communicator rang. I opened it an' saw Botan. "Yeah, whatchya want now?"

"Yusuke! There has been a robbery in King Enma's vaults! You four have to catch the demons before they take over the three worlds!"

"How many, how strong, where, armed or not, what does it do, an' how long do we have?"

"There is four of them, they're S-class, in the eastern part of the Makai, not armed, it can give anyone immense power under the full moon, it can be used for mind control, or be use to heal, and you've got three weeks."

"Gotchya!" I hung up an' looked at everyone. "You guys ready?" Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara nodded. "Sorry Keiko gotta go."

"Be careful," Keiko said as she hugged us all. I waved an' we ran for the park. There we can have a portal made to the Eastern Makai. When the portal was made, we jumped in an' landed on our feet, well, Kuwabara landed on his ass.

"Hey, can you two track them?" I asked Kurama an' Hiei.

"If Hiei can tell me the types I can track them as Yoko," Kurama said.

"Just hope that they don't have a certain type of wards," Hiei said as he took off his bandana an' opened his Jagan while closing his other eyes. His Jagan was surrounded in a light to dark purple color. After a while Hiei started to talk. "There is a Neko, Fire demon, Water…AHH!!!" Hiei's Jagan started to become electrocuted by red bolt. He covered his Jagan with his hand as he screamed.

"HIEI!" we yelled as Kurama took out some golden seeds. He grew them into a few, small plants. He took the petals and crushed them; he blew the dust into Hiei's eyes. Hiei's Jagan started to close from the dust and Hiei's screams died down as he collapsed to the ground.

"What was that?" I asked Kurama as we helped Hiei to his feet.

"It was Kin Minoru, it helps the person receiving it relax and sleep for a short period of time," Kurama said. "Hiei should awake in a few seconds." Just as Kurama said, Hiei began to stir.

"Ugh," Hiei muttered as he started to stand and held his head. At first he couldn't keep balance, but after a while he was able to. "Damn mother fuckers."

"Hiei, what happened?" Kurama asked Hiei. Hiei looked at Kurama.

"The damn assholes figured out what I was doing at they had some bitch cast something on me," Hiei said.

"Did you see all four of them?" I asked.

"Yeah, and they sure as hell know it, as I was saying earlier, the last two was a Water demon and a Succubus," Hiei said as he rubbed his temples.

"I have something for that," Kurama said as he reached in his hair for some more seeds.

"Fine, can't be any worse," Hiei said as Kurama started to pour a small amount of energy in to the seed in his hand. After a few seconds, it sprouted into something that looked like mint.

"Here, this will get rid of that headache. Only eat one leave though." Hiei swallowed the leave whole. We then waited for Kurama to turn into Yoko an' then we started to search for the demons. After seven hours of walking, Kuwabara started to complain about his feet. We set up camp when no one could stand it anymore. Hiei set up the fire as Kuwabara hunted and Kurama cooked. I got to eat. After dinner, we decided to take turns guarding while the others slept.

"How long should we stay up?" Kuwabara asked as he yawned.

"Hold on…two hours each, how wants the first watch?" Kurama asked.

"I'll take it," Hiei said when no one else volunteered.

"Wake me up in second," Kurama said.

"I'll take third," I said.

"And I get last," Kuwabara said. "Goodnight guys." Kuwabara then went to sleep on the ground. Kurama and I set up bed out of leaves as Hiei went into the closest tree.

"Night guys," I yawned.

"Goodnight."

"Hn." With that, I fell asleep an' didn't wake up for hours. When I did, I wanted more sleep.

"Yusuke, wake up," Kurama said as he shook me. I grumbled as I sat up. Leaves were in my hair I was sure of it.

"I hate waking up."

"Sorry."

"Sleep well."

"Will try." I sat down near the fire an' looked in the trees for Hiei. After a while I found him out cold. How the hell can he sleep in a tree? After two hours I got to wake up Kuwabara, which was fun. He was lying on his back with drool coming out of his mouth and covered his face. If that wasn't ugly I didn't know what is.

"Hey ugly! Get up!" I yelled as I jumped onto Kuwabara's stomach. He shot up as I jumped off. "You're turn I'm gonna sleep." As I walked over to my bed of leaves, I heard Kuwabara mutter 'damn you Urameshi'. Mission complete. I lay down and started to drift off when Kuwabara started to yell.

"EVERYONE GET UP!!! COMPANY'S ON IT'S WAY HERE!!!" Kuwabara yelled, waking us up.

"Fool, I'm going to check it out," Hiei said as he flitted away. In a few seconds he came back. "Seems like they found us."

"Damn, well it makes or time shorter than what we expected," I said. When we got rid of the fire, a blast of bright red energy flew to the wood and made it burn again.

"Hi." Some chick wearing barely any clothes said as she stepped in the light. Her voice was full of lust, she was kinda short, and her thick black hair went to her waist. Her skin was tan, eyes were normal and bright blue, and she was curvy. Three others came in after her. One was taller than two Kuwabara's standing on each other; he had short green hair, muscles like Toguro, his eyes were beady and a dark purple, he was wearing a red and white Chinese tunic, and he was paler than pale. The dude in the middle, had short navy hair, muscled, light yellow eyes that were pointed up in the corners, he was around my height, and he was wearing a white tank top and white pants. The last dude was shorter than Hiei, his eyes were normal and a deep black color, he wasn't really muscled, he had brown hair that went to his shoulders, and he was wearing a red shirt and white pants. "My name is Tsukiko." She pointed to the tall dude, "he is Ryo," she then pointed to the second tallest dude, "this is Nanashi," she then pointed to the shortest guy, "and he is Katsu."

"You are all under arrest, return the Gem or else!" I yelled. Tsukiko grinned, not a good grin neitha, it was like the type that Hiei has before he kills, which is never good.

"I will give you the Gem, if you trade me something else," Tsukiko said as her grin widened.

"Why do we always have to trade? Fine…what do you want for it?" I grumbled. At least I'd be able to drink this away when I get back.

"Him," Tsukiko pointed to Hiei. Hiei's eyes were twitching, I'm pretty sure that his Jagan was also, as he growled.

"Fuck no," Hiei growled in a low voice.

"I will get you, one way or another," Tsukiko said. When she did, her three lackeys started to glow different colors. Ryo was glowing a deep blue as he started to look like he was made out of water, you know, blue an' wavy. Nanashi was glowing a light green as he grew dark blue ears, a dark blue tail, long, black claws, and whiskers. Katsu was glowing a dark red, his hair turned white while his eyes turned red, his hands were covered in red-orange flames.

"Bring it on," I said as we jumped into battle. From what I saw, Kurama was fighting Tsukiko, Hiei was going against Nanashi, Kuwabara was running from Katsu, and I was fighting, well trying to at least, Ryo. After a few seconds of fighting, I heard Kuwabara screaming 'IT BURNS, IT BURNS!'. Naturally, I was winning my fight, sort of. He had managed to un-gel my hair when he tried to drown me. Keyword tried. After a while, he started to tire out. Thank you Grandma for training me for that many years without breaks! I won when he fell unconscious and I was soaked to the bone. Since I was done, I decided to watch the others fight, see how they were coming along. Kurama had tied her up in vines; he had a few scratches on his face and one long one on his torso. Kuwabara on the other hand, was covered head to feet in burns. Luckily, he still had most of his pants up. His opponent, big word ain't it, was knocked unconscious due to slipping and falling out of a tree. Hiei, killed Nanashi, actually, he burnt him to a crisp. Hiei had long gashes on his torso and arms. "That was fun."

"Says you!" Kuwabara yelled as he peeled the dead skin off. "Man this hurts!"

"There is an easier way to do that," Hiei said as he started to unsheathe his katana.

"I'll pass!" Kuwabara screamed.

"Stop it you two," Kurama said. "We have to find the Gem first, then you can skin Kuwabara." I grinned, as did Hiei.

"Hey, where did you stash the stupid Gem?" I asked Tsukiko as I shook her to get her attention away from Hiei.

"I'll never tell," Tsukiko sang.

"I have it." We turned around and a dude a bit taller than Kuwabara was standing there. His eyes were a bright orange color, his hair was pitch black, he was muscled, and was wearing a blue tunic. He grinned at us with huge fangs as he pulled the purple Gem as big as Kuwabara's head, out of thin air. "If you want it, you will have to beat me in a fight to get it."

"Another fight!" I moaned. "Can I at least dry off first?" Everyone in my group sweat dropped as I grinned.

"Now is not the time for jokes Yusuke," Kurama said as he took a rose out of his hair. I really want to know how he does that. He transformed it into his Rose Whip. Kuwabara created his sword as Hiei tightened his grip on his katana. I just got ready to fight with my fists before taking any shots with my Spirit gun.

"The prize of winning is the Gem and the losers pelts," The dude in blue said. "But I like to know who I kill, and I'm pretty sure you do also. My name is Yasu, I already know you four."

"Boy, do I feel special," I said sarcastically. "Come on, I'm getting bored." Yasu grinned.

"Fine by me," Yasu said. His energy increased greatly as he vanished.

"Where the fuck did he go?" I asked as we looked around. After a while of looking, he appeared behind Kuwabara. "Look out!" Kuwabara turned around and locked eyes with Yasu as we ran towards him. Hiei got there first and kicked Kuwabara's feet out from underneath him, causing him to fall and not have his head impaled by the broad sword that he had gotten from hell knows where. Hiei got out of the way of the attack and Yasu disappeared.

"Damn that hurt!" Kuwabara said as Kurama and I helped him to his feet. Hiei was looking for ay signs of him from the ground.

"Yeah, well it would have hurt a hell of a lot worse if Hiei hadn't have made in time," I said as he rubbed his ass.

"Any sign yet?" Kurama asked as we got ready for any sudden attacks.

"None yet," Hiei said as he scanned the area. "Make sure no one attacks, I'm going to use my Jagan." Hiei opened his Jagan and closed his eyes. "He is blocking me." With that Hiei closed and covered his Jagan.

"Damn asshole, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIDING!!! ARE YOU SCARED OR SOMETHING?" I yelled.

"You never do change," Hiei muttered as he and Kurama rolled their eyes.

"Shut it."

"Looking for me?" Yasu asked as he appeared in front of us. "I believe that you do not like that trick of mine, let's try another then."

"Can't you just fight like a normal fucking demon?" I asked. Kurama and Hiei growled at me for that, plus Kurama's tail was twitching. "No offense guys." Yasu started to mutter something under his breath and the ground started to shake. "A earthquake?!"

"No! He is summoning demons from the very pits of hell," Kurama said as Kuwabara had to hold onto something to keep from falling. A huge rip formed on the ground in the middle of our camp. The fire fell into the hole as fire came out. A loud roar emanated from it as a huge form jumped out of it. The thing was covered in black scales that reflected green light. It had red, glowing eyes, two huge horns coming from it's forehead, that curved towards it's head, a thick tail, and long claws. It looked like it was smiling at us, its grin seethed of pure evil, hatred, and death. It was almost like Byakko's little minions. This was a thing not to be reckoned with.

"I would like you to meet my friend, Amatsu Mikaboshi," Yasu said as he grinned. "Amatsu, are you hungry?" The thing roared. I knew what this meant, we were gonna be its dinner. "Well, enjoy these four morsels." The beast roared an' leapt at us. Luckily, we got out of its way before it could eat us. Hiei jumped into a tree and it started to follow him.

"HIEI!!!" we yelled as we tried to follow the through the trees. It caught up to Hiei an' almost bit a chunk out of his arm, no, it almost took his arm. Hiei jumped out of the trees at the last second to evade it. Hiei landed on the ground an' Kurama an' I jumped down, Kuwabara was still trying to climb the tree.

"Spirit gun!" I yelled as I shot it in its face. It screamed as it tried to get the pain away. That was when we all attacked it. Kurama stayed a distance back while using plants and his whip on its right side, Kuwabara was hitting it from behind, I was shooting at its left side, and Hiei was attacking its front with his katana. But it did something that we weren't expecting. While attacking it, it jumped and tackled Hiei to the ground. It had Hiei's arms and legs pinned while it bit into his left shoulder. Hiei screamed as it bit down harder. We ran over to them an' tried to get it off. Kurama wrapped his whip around its head an' he was tugging on it as hard as he could. Kuwabara an' I were pulling on its horns to try to get it off. It removed its mouth from Hiei's shoulder as it tried to get us off. It was still on Hiei, but it jumped off an' we let go of it.

"Are you alright?" I asked Hiei as he started to get up. He nodded as he stood up while he put his right hand on his shoulder. He removed it an' looked at the blood. We were about to go back to attacking it but it was wrapped in thick vines with huge thorns sticking out of the sides. "You shouldn't have taken all of the fun Kurama!"

"Sorry Yusuke, maybe next time," Kurama said as we turned to face Yasu.

"Now it's your turn," I said. Yasu was grinning though.

"Think again," Yasu said as he pointed to Hiei. "You think that Amatsu's bites were not poisoned? Your little friend is going to be in trouble soon." I face Hiei an' saw that he was paler than usual. I faced Yasu again an' saw a sword though his neck.

"Don't call me little," Hiei growled as he came from behind Yasu, twisting the katana with him. Blood gushed from the cut, Hiei cut the rest of the skin that connected his head to his shoulders an' Yasu's head fell to the floor with a dull thump. A few seconds later, his body went down, twitching.

"So much for next time," I muttered as I crossed my arms. Kurama shrugged as we went over to Hiei. "Good job!"

"What are we gonna do 'bout the bodies?" Kuwabara asked.

"Throw them into hell," Hiei said as we looked into the hole. "There souls are already there."

"I vote for Kuwabara!" Everyone but Kuwabara yelled.

"Damn it!" Kuwabara yelled as he went to go an' kick the bodies into the pit. Along the way he tripped a few times.

"Hiei, let me check your shoulder," Kurama said as he searched through his hair, probably for seeds that could help.

"I'm fine, Kurama," Hiei muttered as his eyes started to become glazed. Hiei yawned as he disappeared. We looked around an' found him asleep in a tree.

"I'm going to go get him," Kurama said as he jumped into the tree soundlessly. In a matter of hours, it was actually seconds but it felt like hours, he came back with Hiei still asleep. "Tell Kuwabara to be quiet, this takes patience, and you have to be quiet also."

"Will do," I said as I ran over to Kuwabara. "Yo, ugly! We've gotta be quiet, Kurama's gonna do something to try an' stop the poison in Hiei." Kuwabara nodded an' we went back to see what was happening. Kurama had a weird looking plant in his hand, it had bright, neon-ish pink leaves, a few plant were growing from the ground an' went straight into Hiei's shoulder. Blood was starting to puddle around Hiei's shoulder.

"This isn't good," Kurama said.

I want two reviews and I will add another part. Sorry about all the rhymes, didn't mean to have them, it just came out that way. Ja ne!