It all started when my friends Emma and Sofi came over and we had tied Emma to a chair and were forcing her to watch Naruto. You see, Emma knows nothing about Naruto and Sofi and I do and she gets annoyed when we talk about it. So, we were…enlightening her on the Shinobi way. MWAHAHA! -clears throat- So…anyways, we were watching Naruto…

SOFI'S P.O.V.

"Yeah! Kick his butt! BELIEVE IT!"

"Ayumi, don't you think you should calm down…"

"You don't stand a chance loser!"

"Ayumi…"

"TAKE HIM DOWN!"

"AYUMI!"

"DODGE YOU DIMWIT!"

"This isn't working." I sighed.

"Allow me. AYUMI YOUR GUITARS ARE ON FIRE!" Emma yelled from the chair she was tied to.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SERENITY, BOB COSMO, WHAT AN INCREDIBLY AWESOME FATE! TT"

"…Ayumi…"

"…I'll never forget you my beloved guitars…"

"Ayumi!"

"…You were the best guitars a girl could ask for…"

"AYUMI!"

"…And now, someone will have to die because you have been destroyed…and that someone is…"

"OH CRAP!" Emma struggled to get out of the chair.

"…Emma…" Ayumi had her usual evil glint in her eyes.

"Ayumi…you can't kill Emma." I sighed.

"Why not? They kill people on Naruto!" Ayumi demanded. She had been given large amounts of sugar which makes her highly dangerous.

"Yes…but…" What could I do? She had a point.

"But what?" She whined.

"Your guitars were never set on fire. Emma just said that to get you to stop yelling at the TV." Sometimes I wondered if I was the only sensible one.

"…oh…well…nevermind then…CRAP! POUND HIM TO OBLIVION!"

I shook my head and sighed. "She just doesn't get it…"

"No. She gets it. She's just ignoring it." Emma said.

Ayumi turned and glared at us. "Would you shut up? I'm trying to watch TV." She then turned back and started yelling at the TV.

AYUMI'S P.O.V.

I was just watching TV and minding my own business when Sofi and Emma started talking. HOW RUDE!

"Would you shut up? I'm trying to watch TV."

"We'll shut up if you'll stop YELLING!" Emma announced.

"…I get over excited when I've had sugar…"

"Well, stop!"

"…Fine…" I sighed.

I had just begun to relax and watch the show when another person showed up.

"Oh. So it's this episode."

"AAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S YOU!"

"Who else would I be? Guy-sensei?" I rolled my eyes and sighed.

"Why are you here, Jason?" I asked him.

"My dad and I are here to hang out. Your dad told me you and your friends were watching Naruto so I came to see what episode it was." He said.

Jason's dad is like an uncle to me. I spend the night at their house and go places with them all the time. Jason can be nice when he wants to be. Note that I said "when he wants to be."

"Well, you've seen. Now leave!"

"No. I like this episode…even if you are watching the English dub."

"Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah. GO AWAY!"

"What about English dubs?" Emma asked.

"Emma, you are so under educated! Japanese dub for this show, and most others, is so much cooler! Sakura's actually kinda cool instead of stupid and crap like that!" I said, still illiterate from being exposed to sugar.

"What happened to the literate Ayu we knew and didn't really love or care about at all?" Emma asked. I glared at her.

"ANYWAYS, leave Jason!" I wanted him to go away.

"No. Don't you know who I am? I'm the-"

"Jason, if you say you're the Juggernaut I swear I will beat you down with my ninja skills!"

"Yeah right."

"Hey! Just a sec!" I ran up to my room and grabbed my Leaf Village Headband. (Note: I don't really have one. But I want one!)

"I'm back!" I announced, my headband tied around my head.

"Ayumi that is so cool!" Sofi exclaimed.

"Shh! You're ruining the ninja face off!" I said.

Jason stood in front of me and pretended to focus his chakra.

That's the last thing I remember seeing before everything changed. Before I woke up in a strange new world.

A/N: Please review! Pretty please! If you do...I'll...BEAT JASON UP! YEAH! AND THEN WE CAN ALL BE HAPPY!