AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This is my joke submission for Shadvic's comedy show. I hope he uses it but if not I think it makes a good story so I'll keep it here for you all to enjoy.
Mario and Luigi were walking together to the mushroom kingdom.
Bowser secretly watches them from the shadows, making an insidious laugh.
Mario says to Luigi, "It sure was nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi?" (you can just say 'Eh luigi' if you dont approve of that kind of thing)
Luigi turns to mario and says, "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"
Mario points to a mushroom house, exclaiming, "Luigi, look!"
Mario takes a note taped to the mushroom house door and looks it over. A shocked mario reveals "It's from Bowser!"
He begins reading:
"Dear Pesky Plumbers,
The koopalings and I have taken over the mushroom kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can."
Mario puts down the note and shouts, "We gotta find the princess!"
Luigi points a finger at the audience and says, "And YOU gotta help us!"
Mario looks to the audience and begins explaining. "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
There is a long pause. Then a big green tyrannosauros rex jumps out at them, yelling, "Hello world! I'm going to eat someone's parents for breakfast!"
"Mama-luigi?" Says mario.
Luigi looked nervous.
Mario says, "I guess its been one of those days."
And thats it! Please use my joke im your biggest fan shadvic!