Author's note: I guess some people might think of this as Rinoa bashing, I just think of it as really bad poetry. Hey, it's one o'clock in the morning, I've had about five hours of sleep all week, and I'm living off Oreos, tea, and rum flavored lifesavers, what can you expect? This just popped into my head, so I wrote it. So now, presenting......

The Lion and the Angel

A lion and an angel

Two very different things

The lion has his teeth and claws

The angel has her wings

The lion hide his feelings

It's as if he wears a mask

The angel tells just what she feels

Even if no one asks

The lion, he's a fighter

So brave, so fierce, so fine

The angel, she's a wimp

And all she ever does is whine

But the angel has the lion

Somehow trapped under her spell

She claims to be from heaven

But she's making his life hell

So I will free the Lion

From the "Angel's" evil charms

And he'll come back to his senses

And bite off both her arms

The lion kills the Angel

With skill and with finesse

So now I can have the lion

And be his lioness