I don't own any bit of this. Except for the story idea

It was midnight at Hayate's house. when all of a sudden. "Hayate! WAKE UP DAMMIT! I GOT THIS!" Ayane yelled out, bursting through the door. Hayate woke up. "What the hell do you have that could POSSIBLY be important enough to awake me up at this late at night?" Hayate asked angrily. "Well, first off, it's not late. Second off, we got a mansion!" Ayane shouted with glee. Hayate smiled. "HELL YES! NOW I CAN SMOKE MY BON- I mean, fight off deadly demons and save the world. And then expect to return to the mansion!" Hayate yelled out. "Well, I got the deed. And it seems were moving tommorow." Ayane said.

They all packed their things and got on a bus. And got on. "So, what do you expect the mansion to be like?" Ryu asked Ayane. "Well, apparently...it's 7 bed rooms, 9 bathrooms, 3 living rooms, and 1 big ass dining room." Ayane explained. Hayate raised his finger. Ayane, sensing his question already, answered. "And yes, there will be beers in the fridge." Ayane answered. Hayate lowered it, and raised it again. "Yes, I still do have your coccai- I mean, Coca Cola." Ayane answered again.

When they arrived, they all stepped off the bus, and into the mansion. Hayate threw his suitcase over into the corner, and ran out. "Where's he going?" Kasumi asked, worried about her little brother. "Well, I went on this mission with him..."

Flashback

A Rogue-Ninja went away from the village. Hayate was waiting in the trees, and so was Ayane. Ayane threw a dagger in the man's back, making him fall. Hayate went out of the trees, and knocked him out. He saw he had a bottle of vodka. Normally, Hayate would never drink this, but he decided to have one sip. And then bam. He drunk it all in one swig. Ayane quickly hopped out of the trees, grabbing the vodka. She tried to check if there was any more, but there was none. Alas, Ayane was a Acoholic. She slammed the beer bottle over Hayate's head. "Fuckin' baka. Drunk up all my Vodka!"

Flashback over

"So we returned him to the village, being a acoholic." Ayane explained. Kasumi sighed, knowing that now she had a ALCOHOLIC brother trying to kill her. "What kind of bar do you think he's at?" Kasumi asked. "The Strip." Ayane answered. That word echoed throughout Kasumi's mind. A knock on the door came. Ayane answered the door. It was a man in silver hair. "Uh...can I live you?" The man asked. Ayane twitched, and shut the door. He knocked again. This time, Kasumi answered. "My name's Dante, and I need a place to live before it becomes fall. So, if you could...Just PLEASE...let me stay?" He begged Kasumi. Sensing she was more sincere then her half sister. "Oh alright..." Kasumi said, letting him go in. Dante went upstairs, and chose his bedroom. "Did you actually let him in?" Ayane asked. "Yeah...he seems like a nice guy. I looked outside, he has a car." Kasumi said. "So I have an idea."

Kasumi walked through his door. "Hey, uh...can we borrow your car?" She asked. "Yeah. But I'm driving." Dante said. He got inside the car, starting it up. Ayane was about to get in the front seat, but Dante pointed his thumb back, and said, "OH NO, your gettin' in the backseat." Dante said. Ayane hissed at him, going into the backseat. Kasumi got in the backseat too. "Where to?" Dante asked. "The strip." Ayane ordered. "Woah." Dante said. "No funny ideas. We're just going to get my brother, and lea- wait, where's Ryu?" Ayane asked. The girls then screamed as hard as they could. "Do you think...he may be..." Kasumi began. "A...A...A...Pervert?!" Ayane screamed out.

At the strip

"We need to get in." Ayane told the security guard. "How old are you?" The Guard asked. "...Six-t-" Dante covered her mouth. "Twenty-Three." Dante then pointed at Kasumi. "She's Twenty-Four. I'm Twenty-Two" He lied through his teeth. But the guard was stupid enough to believe him. They went in. "What the hell was that for?" Ayane asked rather angrily. "Didn't you read the sign? Age 21 and up." Dante explained, still arguing with her. "I see Hayate. ...And Ryu." Kasumi announced. "Where are they?" Ayane asked. "Well, it looks like Hayate only came for the beer. But Ryu..." Kasumi pointed at Ryu, who was sitting front row at the "Show"

"Ryu...what are you guys doing here?" Kasumi asked. "Hayate came for the Jagermeister, I came for the ass." Ryu said. "Oh my god...I never thought you, of all people, would stoop to such a low like this!" Kasumi yelled out. "Well...what are you doing in a strip club?" Ryu asked. "Asshole." Ayane said, as she dragged Ryu out of the Strip. Kasumi walked over to the bar, and dragged Hayate out. They threw Hayate into the backseat, and Ryu into the front seat. "You know...I didn't really mean that Ayane...I just wanted to piss your sister off, but...I love you." Ryu was lying. Badly. "Oh, don't worry about it my little Ry- HOLD ON! There's NO WAY, your sleeping with me again!" Ayane yelled out. 'God dammit, why did I have to get drunk on that Christmas party?' Ayane thought to herself. Dante jumped into the car. "Dammit, why do I have to be sitting next to the guy who might rape me?" Dante asked. "Because, he'll to get into my clothes. And we can't have a drunkard behind the wheel. So shut up." Ayane said. Dante grumbled, driving back over to the house. Ayane tied Ryu in a chair, and kicked him down the basement. "We had a basement?" Ryu asked. "Oh, I forgot to mention, we have 2 basements." Ayane said. "Where's Hayate?" Ryu asked. "Well, I was about to throw him down here too. But, Kasumi didn't want me too and wanted me to leave him with her for Rehab." Ayane explained, as she shut the door. "God, it's lonely down here..." Ryu said to himself.

"What did you do?" Dante asked. "I threw him down in the basement." Ayane answered. "Hmmm...well let me finish..." Dante said, pulling out a match, opening the door, and dropping it down there. He then proceeded by pouring oil on the match, causing the basement to burn. Dante closed the basement door and put a lock on it. "Nice." Ayane said, as she put another lock on it. "I think I can do better." Dante chained up the windows to prevent it from being opened. "Even better." Ayane said, as she cut down a tree, and blocked the window from being a passage way. Also cutting off light in the basement. For they didn't have a light switch down there. "Pretty good." Dante admitted. And walked away. Ryu on the other hand, wasn't so lucky. His chair started to catch on fire, burning his ass. "OH SHIT!" He yelled out.

Meanwhile, in Kasumi's room...

"Alright...I'mma put this bottle of Vodka here, and don't drink it." Kasumi said, putting a bottle of beer on her bed. Hayate looked at the beer, and instantly grabbed it, and drunk it. "Dammit..." Kasumi sighed. "Let me help." Dante said, walking into the room. He put a bottle of Jagermeister on the bed. "Now don't touch it." Dante said. "Why not?" Hayate asked. "OR ELSE I'LL POP YOU IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HEAD." Dante said, pointing a gun at Hayate's head.

Meanwhile, at a bar...

"Give me whiskey." Ayane told the bartender. "On the rocks." "I'm sorry, but we only take rupees." "SHIT!"

Ayane went back home, angered. Everyone was preparing to face her wrath.