We start off in a dark, to begin with, room containing Four characters. Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown), Raimundo Pedrosa (Same as previous). Also, we have me, and Jimmy. My alter-ego.
Me: WELCOME, CARTOON CHARACTERS OF THE WORLD!
Jimmy: You don't need to shout, they can hear you.
Me: Sorry, I was just trying to be dramatic!
Jack Spicer: Can someone please explain what is going on?
Me: Basically, I transported you and Rai into the fanfic world to star in this random thing that I'm making up as I go along.
Jack: Basically isn't the word I would have used there...
Jimmy: Jack-Chan! hugs
Rai: Why us, exactly?
fan girl scream
Me: Because, you're all like...how should I put this?
Jimmy: In the most truthful way you can think of.
Me: You're AWSOME!
Jack: I WANNA GO HOOOOOOME!
Jimmy: Somebody shut him up?
Me: clicks fingers and Jack shuts up
Rai: Clever...
Me: Thanks!
Rai: What are you planning to do to us?
Jimmy: She hasn't got anything planned. Didn't you hear earlier? She makes it up as she goes along!
Rai: But that's just confusing!
Jimmy: But that's just Philli!
Jack: Philli would be who?
Me: That would be spotlights ME!
Jack: blank look you didn't need the spotlights! I WANT SPOTLIGHTS! GIVE ME SPOTLIGHTS!!!
Me/Jimmy: SHUT UP!
Rai: Don't tell him to shut up!
Me: Don't defend another guy in front of a Yaoi fan!
Rai: Shrinks back
Jack: What's Yaoi?
Me: Well...
Jimmy: puts hand over Philli's mouth you don't want to know.
Me: glares at Jimmy
Good Jack Spicer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!
Jack: Oh God, help me.
G. Jack: How is everybody today?
Jack: angry vein What's he doing here?!
Me: shrug Meh, the slash between you too is hawt.
Jack: 0.0
Rai: You, are mad.
Me: Who, me? Or Jack?
Jimmy: I think he meant you...
Me: That's it...you're going to have to do something both you and Jack are going to hate. (Not to mention the Chack fans).
Jack/Rai: What?
Me: clicks fingers
Jack and Rai are pulled together by an invisible force, and are made to make-out against their will.
Jimmy: That's cruelty to cartoons.
Me: I swear you said cartons then...
Jimmy: Nah, I assure you it was cartoons.
Me: Okay...
pause
Jimmy: I think you should let them breath...
Me: Oh yeah!
Jack and Rai are pulled apart, gasping for breath.
Me: Sorry.
Rai: I hate you. I will TRY AND ESCAPE!
Rai tries to jump out of word, but fails and hits his head on the scroller thing.
Me: HA! I WIN! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!
Jimmy: Actually, he can. I did it before, remember?
Me: darkly Yes. And it won't happen again.
Philli twitches and Rai, G.Jack, Jack and Jimmy exchange glances.
G.Jack: Uh, author lady?
Philli: snaps out of it OH SORRY!
Jimmy: Don't shout. Or bring McFly into this.
Philli: I wasn't even...
Jimmy: Yes you were, and don't.
Philli: Okay...spoilsport.
Ritsuka: JII-CHAN!
Jimmy: Ritsu!
-insert slow-mo running-
Me: Oh God...
Jack: Who is that?
Rai: Her friend Vicky's character from a story they're writing together.
Jack: Ooh-kahhh!
G. Jack: hugging Jack isn't it such a beautiful day?
Jack: muffled Not anymore, no.
G. Jack: putting Jack at arm's length Don't be like that, soul mate! I'll make it all BETTER!
Jack: What do you mean by that?
Philli: Oh, I love being author!!!
Jack: as G. Jack leans in Oh, you have got to be kidding me...
-TBC-