This is my revenge on sanjifanforever for all the times she has abused Zoro-kun.
Rini: *Walks into the Strawhats Kitchen wile everyone is having dinner. Hits Sanji over the head with a frying pan and knocks him out before he can go heart eyes on her. Tie him up and throw him over her shoulder. Winks at Zoro-kun before leaving the kitchen with said cook and getting on my Giant flying tiger. Takes off into night. (all this took about thirty seconds)*
Strawhats: "…"
Luffy: … did a girl just come in and kidnapped sanji?
The rest of the crew: "…"
Meanwile…
Rini: *has arrived at abandoned cottage and gotten off my giant flying tiger, entered house and chains victim to wall with his legs cross and hands above his head. She makes sure that he is secure before getting a fire started in the grate beside them to keep the house warm*
Me: *comes into the room from down the hall and leans against the door frame, blankly looking from Rini to her "guest"*. What is this?
Rini: You'll see.
Sanji: *grumbles*
Rini: *knees down in front of him and poke his forehead softly* Waky- waky sleeping beauty.
Sanji: what happened… *looks up* Wow! *goes heart eyes* and who are you my pink-eyed cupcake? I don't believe we have-*he tries to move but cant* *goes back to normal eyes* - what the..? *realizes he is chained to a wall* ah…
Rini: *gets up and sits on a couch opposite him* Now Sanji-kun *evil smirks* we are going to play a little game called "Revenge of the Swordsman girl".
Me: you cannot be serious.
Ok! This is a sort of mix between "ask Sanji" and "how to annoy Sanji". You may ask any question you like to the blonde chief, as long as it doesn't insult Zoro-kun ^_^. You can also join Rini in torturing him and you will get a pixel cake if you are call him a name(rude of coarse) or come up with a way to annoy him. ^_^ have fun!