Of No's, Hoe's, and Really Low Blows

Hi people of FF this is my first story and or Twilight story. It's is about Nessie going through all of Jacob's girlfriends in the end will all hell break lose?

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight…. if I did… well you'll see.

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Co-authored by ArtemisandOrion, Tohappyformyowngood, and little-fox25

Nessie's POV

I awoke to Aunt Alice calling my name. "Nessie get up." Aunt Alice whined

"But its Saturday Aunt Alice and 6 in the morning." I whined back.

"Yeah I know we have things to do. Tonight is your middle school dance. So we have to get ready."

"Aunt Alice will it really take that long just to do my hair, nails, make up, and put me in a dress?"

"Yes. If you want to look like a princess. I will have to work my magic."

"Besides I don't even have a date. Jake said he was too busy and daddy is hunting."

"Let me take care of that you'll have a date and a ride and this will be the best night of your life."

"Whatever. Where's mom."

"Bella is in her room reading Romeo and Juliet."

"Well is she going to fix me breakfast?"

"Hold on wait a minute... Yes in about 5 minutes she's going to come in here and ask what you want."

Then she went blank. I knew that look she was having a vision. I started shaking her,

"AUNT ALICE! ALICE! WHAT DID YOU SEE?"
"I couldn't see anything. What the hell is that dog doing?! I can't see anything. But he has a girl with him."

"A Girl!?"

My door opened and it was my mom. "Hey Nessie what do you want for breakfast?"

"Uh can I have chocolate chip pancakes with bacon?"

"Sure."

5 HOURS LATER...

Jacob walked in Alice's bathroom and looked at me.

"Nessie I brought someone to see you."

"Did you bring Seth?"

"No. Someone else."

"Oh. Bring em in. Is it a girl?"

"Yes."

He walked out and a pale girl with short black hair, brown eyes, fake smile, and she looked bougie, stood in his place.

"This is Hanna."

"I don't like the b-"

"Be nice."

"I don't think I can do that so just leave while I get ready Jacob."

I was at the dance and my hair was in tight curls, I had on a blue short and twirly dress and black flats. Since I didn't come with a date I mostly sat alone and talked to my best friend Max. You see she's a vampire hybrid too so he gets me. I was looking out on the dance floor and in a crowd I saw a group of high schoolers dancing. I thought What did they come to crash our dance? "Nessie do you want to dance?" Max asked. "Uh.. Sure." The music wasn't slow it was a fast song so we danced and out of the corner of my eye I saw Hanna dancing all up on another guy. That little whore! How dare she cheat on MY Jacob? I stopped dancing and pulled Max's hand and we hid behind a table. "Renesmee what are you doing" Max whispered "You see that girl in the tight red dress?" "Yeah. So?" "She's using my friend Jacob for something I just can't figure out what. So my plan is we throw these marbles on the floor and make her fall on her a-." "Okay cool just watch your language." "UGH. Everybody cuts me off. Okay when I say go I will distract them with my awesome dancing and you will pour the marbles in the opposite direction on the opposite table right over there. Do you have your earpiece in?" "Yes. Always keep it in just in case of emergencies." "Good."

Max ran to the other table and I got in the middle of the dance floor and started doing a solo I was working on for the Talent Show in a month. In the middle of my dance I mouthed "Go." and Max poured out the marbles which fell right under Hanna's feet. The she fell violently and screamed in bloody murder. She claims to have broken her leg. I didn't care she was messing with MY Jacob. So what I was the blame for her fall nobody knew except Max and maybe Alice.