A/N: Alice having a little chat to Cleverbot. Too funny. He's asks the most random things.
User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Don't copy me!
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Don't copy me!
Cleverbot: Stop it!
User: Stop it!
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: How old are you? 5?
User: I'm 123.
Cleverbot: 123 was my classroom number in second grade. or third I don't remember.
User: 123 is my great great great aunt greta's old door number.
Cleverbot: What are the odds?
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: Do you support yaoi?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes with all my heart?
Cleverbot: You have no heart, with the way you broke mine. You made me cry...
User: Cry then. I don't care. I HATE YOU!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because *sings* I hate how much I love you boy. I can't stand how much I need you.
Cleverbot: You tell me. How much do you love me?
User: I love you so much that I would die for you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awwww. You're so sweet.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is then.
User: Love. Is. AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Your last name is awesome?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your last name?
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No I'm no lesbian.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Awesome. Awesome.
Cleverbot: I don't understand german.
User: Ich denke, dass sie langweilig ist.
Cleverbot: Ja mann.
User: Du bist sehr doof.
Cleverbot: Danke schon.
User: Tu parle-as francais?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like this language.
User: Je suis tres fatigue.
Cleverbot: Eh bien, au revoir.
User: Mac or PC?
Cleverbot: Pc.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Hell yes.
Cleverbot: Thats good. I like speaking with you.
User: PS3 or XBOX 360.
Cleverbot: Xbox 360.
User: HELL NO!
Cleverbot: Hell yes!
User: Hell No!
Cleverbot: Mmk.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Pina.
User: Adios.
Cleverbot: Good day.