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Title: DBZ Gang vs. The Sailor Senshi
Rating: R
Author: Trunks
E-Mail: vidiott@aol.com




DBZ Gang vs. The Sailor Senshi


One day, when Goku came home, he saw his teenage
son, Gohan, standing on the couch in a blouse, a skirt,
long gloves up to his elbows, tall boots up to hi knees,
a tiara on his head, and a choker around his neck. Gohan
said in a girlish and hypnotized voice , "I fight for
love and justice. In the name of the moon, I will punish
you." On the TV, there was a girl saying the same exact
thing in the same exact clothes. Goku knew another person
on TV was taking over young minds. This time, it was the 9
sailor soliders, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn,
Neptune, Pluto, Uranus, and Moon. Goku shot a ki blast at the
TV. Gohan was immediately back to normal.

Gohan said, "What happened? What the heck am I wearing?
Dad, did you have anything to do with this?"

"No," Goku said, "it was those Sailor soliders. I'm going
out to destroy them, but of course, I'm bringing some friends with
me. I'm not going to take on 9 people by myself."

Gohan said pleadingly,"Can I come please! When you destroyed
the Teletubbies, Krillen went on talking about it forever.
Please can I come!"

Goku said, " Oh, all right. I guess you can come this time."

Gohan said happily, "Yeah!"

Goku made a call to 7 of his friends and told them to meet him
in Tokyo, Japan where the show was being broadcasted. Goku and Gohan were
flying for about an hour when they finally arrived in Tokyo. Goku found out
that his friends, Trunks, Piccolo, Vegeta, Tien and Chaotzu,(who had been
brought back to life), Yamcha, and Yadjirobe were already there .

Goku said, "So, do any of you know where Sailor Moon is being
broadcasted?"

Trunks said, "Maybe it's in that big building behind you that
says, "Sailor Moon being broadcasted here on floor 18".

Goku said, "Yeah, that's a good thought Trunks."

The 9 entered the building and crammed into the elevator. Gohan
pushed the button that read, "18". Vegeta complained as usual and said,
"It's crowded in here! The prince of all saiyans is never crammed into
the corner of a pathetic contraption."

When they reached the 18th floor, they rushed out of the elevator,
and up to the door at the end of the long hallway. They opened the door
and saw "the 9 pathetic soliders" in Vegeta's words. The one with big
odangoes said, "Who are you!?"

"We are 9 of the soliders from the DBZ Gang. You are one of the
evil people on TV, like The Teletubbies. We took care of them a long
time ago," said Goku.

"What did we ever do?," the one with odangoes said.

"When I came home, my teenage son was wearing what you are
wearing and saying what you were saying," he said pointing to Gohan.

"Well then, we'll fight to the death! I am Sailor Moon. I
fight for love and justice. In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"

The battle started when Sailor Mercury said, "Shine Aqua Illusion!"
A beam shot out of her hands aimed straight at Yamcha. Yamcha held his
hands together and said, "Kamehameha!"

Yamcha's blast was frozen in mid-air, then the Kamehameha faded away
and the blast went straight into Yamcha, freezing him into an ice cube.
Sailor moon held out her scepter and said, "Moon Scepter Elimination."

A strange blast went flying at the still frozen Yamcha. The glass
shattered all over the place. The glass wasn't the only thing that
shattered. Yamcha also shattered with the glass.

Krillen yelled, "NO!!!!"

Krillen then put his hand up and said, "Destructo disc!" a disc
formed above Krillen's head. He threw his hand toward Sailor Mercury.
Sailor Mercury said, "Avenge my death!".

The disc went straight through the middle of Mercury. The top
half of her body was seperated from the top half. They both fell to the
ground.

Sailor Jupiter said, "No! Ami!" Sailor Jupiter said in her
rage, "Supreme Thunder Crash."

A lightning rod came out of her tiara. Lightning came shooting
out straight toward Krillen. Krillen held his hands out and used his
double tsuihikidan. Kamehameha blasts came out of each of Krillens
hands. He guided them towards Sailor Jupiter. It hit her just as her
lightning hit him.

Krillen fell to the ground and looked as if he just came out
of an incinerator. The blasts that Krillen shot out hit Jupiter and
she went down with her arms and legs seperated from her body.

All the Sailor Soliders were angry. They all chose a Z fighter
and hit away with a series of punches. There were only 2 people who
didn't go into the big catfight in the center of the studio. Goku
stayed back in the corner holding his arms in the air. Energy was
gathering above him into a ball. Meanwhile, Sailor Moon was sitting
in the corner mumbling to herself, "What should I do, what should I do!"

Sailor Moon said, "Moon Tiara Magic," she took off her tiara.
It turned into some kind of energy. It was aimed straight at Piccolo.
Piccolo turned his head away from the big battle in the middle of the
studio. He moved his head just in time, but the tiara chopped off his
arm instead.

Piccolo said, "Special Beam Cann-" he was not able to finish
because a red rose went straight through his head. The sailor scouts
said, "Tuxedo Mask!"

Goku's ball of energy was ready. He threw his arm forward.
The big ball of energy went flying at Tuxedo Mask. He said, "AHHHH!"

The ball of energy hit him. There was a large explosion, and
Tuxedo Mask was gone. The sailor scouts yelled, "NO! Tuxedo Mask!"

Sailor Mars said, "Mars FireBird Strike," a large amount of
fire came out of Mars' hands and hit Vegeta, Tien, and Chaotzu.

Vegeta's hair was burned off as well as other parts of his
body. For about 10 seconds he ran around yelling, "Ah, my hair, my
hair!," and then finally fell to the ground. Tien and Chaotzu were
burned down to the bone. The bones fell to the ground.

Gohan was so angry that he turned Super Saiyan 2! He jumped
at Sailor Pluto and hit her with a series of of punches which
practically turned her into pulp. Pluto fell to the ground lifelessly.

Mars said, "Mars Fire Ignite!" a blast of fire shot out of her
fingers. It didn't hit anyone. It destroyed the wall behind Goku. The
producer, who had been hiding all this time popped out from behind a
fake wall. He said, "That wall cost us a lot of money. Sailor Mars,
your fired!"

Sailor Mars slumped out of the building. She said, "I'll get
you sometime, Gok-" she couldn't finish because she tripped over the
stairs and cracked her neck when she hit the bottom.

Trunks said, "Oww. That has gotta hurt."

Sailor Venus said, "Venus Love Chain Encircle!" she pionted
her hand towards Goku. Goku ran up to her and pushed her hand upward.
A bunch of rays shot out of her fingers straight above her. Goku ran
back over to Trunks and Gohan. The rays that shot out of her fingers
came straight down and landed on Uranus. She said, "No! Venus, why
did you do that!" the rays blasted Uranus's body parts all over the
room.

Sailor Neptune said, "Why did you do that to Uranus! Deep
Submerge!" she formed a ball of water. She threw it at Trunks.

Trunks said, "Water can't hurt m-" he was not able to finish
because the ball of water hit him. He fell to the ground without any
life because of the coldness and pressure of all the water.

Goku and Gohan were so angry that they each turned to their
highest Super Saiyan Level. For Goku it was 3 and for Gohan it was 2.

Gohan started shoothing a series of ki blasts at Neptune. Goku
shot ki blasts at Saturn. Their body parts came flying off quickly.
Sailor Moon said, "Moon Scepter Elimination!" she held out her scepter
and shot a blast at Gohan. He turned into "moon dust" as Sailor Moon
would say.

Goku said, "So it's down to you and me."

Sailor Moon said, "Moon Scepter Elimination!"

At the same time Goku said, "Kamehameha!"

Goku's Kamehameha went threw her moon blast. But the moon blast
kept coming at him. They both said, "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

They were each destroyed. Goku was turned into "moon dust" and
Sailor Moon's body parts were scattered about the room.


2 Days Later

Chi Chi wondered what had happened to Goku and Gohan. She went
out and found the Dragon Balls. She summoned the Eternal Dragon and
wished she knew where Goku and Gohan were. The dragon said, " Your
husband and son have been killed by the Sailor Senshi. You have
2 more wishes."

Her next wish was to bring all the Z fighters back to life.
Goku and company came flying down from the sky out of nowhere. Her next
wish was to bring the Sailor Senshi back to life. The 9 scouts came
flying out of nowhere and hit the ground with a loud thud.

Chi Chi picked up her purse, dropped a few bricks in it, and
said, "You 18 promise that you will never fight again under penalty
of death," she held up her purse.

Goku and Sailor Moon said, "Okay," they shook hands and the
Sailor Senshi walked away.


7 years later

Goku came home to see his teenage son, Goten, standing on the
couch in a skirt, a blouse, long gloves up to his elbows, and big
boots. He said, "My name is Sailor Moon. I fight for love and justice.
In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"

Goku said, "Oh no not again," he fainted and fell to the ground.

Goten came to the ground and said, "Just kidding. Gohan told me
the whole story. Dad, dad are you awake."

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Serenity also had nothing to do with this fanfic. This is my third
fanfic. If you are a Sailor Moon Lover, don't send me any flames because
remember, they were all brought back to life (except for Tuxedo Mask.) My
homepage is at http://www.angelfire.com/anime/Trunks3/trunks.htm . When
you are done reading it, remember to e-mail me at vidiott@aol.com to tell
me your thoughts and comments.