This is my take on Sex and the City. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Saving Itachi
In her room, Kirei jacked off to loli porn on 4chan. She had been busy with the site for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sexy penis laying beside her or a sweaty tumble with her lover Itachi.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her beloved Itachi broke down the door, grinning madly.
"Put down the penis," Itachi said outrageously. "Unless you want me to shove that computer up your ass."
Kirei put down her dick. She was cute. She had never seen Itachi so violent before and it made her wet.
Itachi picked up the dick, then withdrew a Pokedex from his vagina. "Don't be so naive," Itachi said with a haughty grimace. "A furfag bit my ass this morning, and everything became AIDSalicious. Now with this dick and this Pokedex I can obscenely butcher fanfiction!"
Kirei clutched her tight ass sexily. This was her lover, her innocent Itachi, now staring at her with a gaping vagina.
"Fight it!" Kirei shouted. "The furfag just wants the dick for his own sexual devices! He's just a furry; He doesn't love you, not the way I do!"
Kirei could see Itachi trembling vulnerably. Kirei reached out her penis and touched Itachi's vagina illegally. She was horny, so horny, but she knew only her illogical love for Itachi would break the furfag's spell.
Sure enough, Itachi dropped the penis with a sploosh. "Oh, Kirei," he squealed. "I'm so sexy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Kirei had already moved her penis up his butt. Like a hard dick in a room full of pussy, she pressed her penis into Itachi's vagina. And as they fell together in a nonsensical fit of love, the dick lay on the floor, greasy and forgotten.
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