A New World

By: Luffy V'shile

Disclaimer: I don't own Mars, nor do I own Trigun, 'cause I can't draw and I'm a moron. ^^ Yay for me!



Rei and Kira are riding down the highway. When all of the sudden there is a great whoosh..

Kira starts screaming!!!!!!!

Then Kira and Rei hug each other tightly. All of the sudden they are very hot and in a new place.

Then all the sudden a man in a red coat runs up and grabs Kira.

Kira is so scared she starts kicking the person that grabbed her. But she wasn't strong enough. Then she faints because she was accidentally hit on the head.

Rei: Dammit! *runs to catch up with the man*

When Kira woke up she was on the ground watching Rei almost killing the man that just grabbed her.

Then Rei realizes Kira is awake. Rei drops the man on the ground and runs to Kira to ask if she was alright.

Kira said she was alright. Then went to go look at the man who tried to kidnap her.

He had blonde hair, orange sunglasses, and a bloody face. So she couldn't see what he looked like.

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When Vash woke up there was a beautiful girl cleaning his face.

Then he remembered who it was. It was the girl he had saved from that man holding on to her. Then Vash screamed because he saw the man right behind the innocent looking girl. Rei looked really madly at Vash as soon as Rei realized he was being watched.

Then Rei said, "Let's go, you said we could go as soon as he woke up!!"

Kira: But... We don't even know where we are!

Vash: Who are you?!?

Kira: I'm Aso Kira.

Vash: Hi, Aso!

Kira: EHHEHEHE.. No, I'm Kira.

Vash: So.. Kira is your last name, right?

Kira: NO! It's my first name.

Vash: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Sorry about that.

Rei: My name is Kashino Rei.

Vash: Hi, my name is Vash.

Rei: So, what was up that with earlier...?

Vash: OH! THAT! Umm.. Well, I thought that you were hurting Kira over here.

Rei: God, no! I would NEVER do that to my wife!

Vash: O.O Y-YYYOOOUUUURRRR WW-WIIIFFFEEEE!!!!!!???!!!

Rei: Yup!!!!!! We got married last year!!

Vash: You look like you're 18!!!!!!!!!

Rei and Kira: That's because We ARE 18. (A/N: I'm not really sure when they got married. Sorry about that. ^_^;;;)

Vash: ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What?! Really!?!

Rei: Yup.

Vash: *mumbles* Aw, man! She was really hot too..

Rei: What did you say?! Don't waste your luck! -If Kira hadn't been here you would probably be dead..- {Rei smiles down at Kira who had fallen asleep}

Rei: So.. Where are we??

Vash: You're in the great city of July. (A/N: I know that Vash destroyed this city, but I couldn't think of any other city in Trigun. Crappity. -_-)

I hope you liked my first Chappie. This is the fist fic I've EVER written!

Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^



Special Thanks to: My good friend and Humor writer: SHRIEK HYRULEAN! THE BEST EDITOR OF ALL THE LAND!!!!

Shriek: Hiiiiiiiiiii!!

Luffy: And now for our musical number.. ROLL IT, HANA!!!!!!

Hana Asakura: *starts rolling the music, "In the End" By Linkin Park*



Luffy: MY PANTS FELL DOWN

IN MATH CLASS!

BUT IN THE END..

Shriek: ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A BELT!

Luffy: THEY HAD TO FALL

I LOST IT ALL..

Shriek and Luffy: BUT IN THE END..

Shriek: ALL YOU NEEDED WAS A BELT-ELT-ELT-ELT!!



Audience: *claps*

Shriek, Luffy, and Hana: *bow*



NOW It's over!