Sudden Death
Disclaimer type thing: Yup, these characters belong to me for the most part, but your might definitely see some people you know, considering the great length of these stories. There are a lot so far, considering that a friend and me began them in June '99. And yes, me and my friend did these TOGETHER! Thanks, you're a pal! Okay, peeps, now you can read! Oh yes, a Handy Dandy Character Guide is coming, so if you are confused, you can print it out or something. (You will be confused)
Chapter One-
Charlotte strided into the pawn shop. Stopping at the glass desk, Rupert the pawnsbroker glanced at her. "Got any guns?" she asked him.
"Do you have a license?" he asked, staring at the seemingly stray dog panting in front of him. In the background, the song "I'm Too Sexy" played.
"Do I look like I'd have one, I'm a wolf. Did that occur to you?" she screamed.
"I'll dance for money." Rupert told her.
Suddenly, Alonzo (a giant centepede) (hey, I told u its weird!) walked in. "No need to do that Rupie, I will."
Lisa (an android) came in behind her dear friend Alonzo. "Hello dear!" she exclaimed.
"Why hello Lisa. Come with me. Tata," he said, disappearing into a darkened room with the possessed robot.
"Now about that license." Charlotte began, "I'll have you now that it is an injustice that we canines are not eligible."
"Such a shame," Rupert added.
"Let me ask you again, do you have any guns?"
"No." Rupert said, exchanging a mutual look with Charlotte and reavealing a drawer packed with ammunition and weapons.
"Perfect." Charlotte replied.
Suddenly, Alonzo emerged, waving all thousand arms wildly, requesting Rupert give him some lighter fluid. At that exact moment, Nuka walked inside.
"Get the centepede some lighter fluid!!" Rupert ordered the lion.
But before he could respond, a bullet sped past the others and dug into Nuka's chest.
"Bull's eye." Charlotte announced proudly.
Nuka fell to the ground twitching. Alonzo, who was now carrying his prized lighter fluid, tripped over Nuka's outstretched paw, spilling it all over his former compadre. At this very moment, Charlotte fired another shot at the suffering lion. The combo of lighter fluid and bullet were deadly, sending a pillar of smoke into the air. Of course, Nuka's death wasn't instant, and he burnt agonizingly to a crisp.
Author's note: okay okay, that in Not the best chapter, no where near being the best, but we had just been getting started. It gets, better and the violence slowly decreases, so don't worry. ^-^;;
