Zafrina: Twilight Haters Unite!!! XD

Sam: O.o...why did you write.....YURI?!?! ahh my eyes...there on fire! Demyx i need help! (Kingdom Hearts fans will understand to those of you Happy lexy/zexy day!)

Zafrina: I thought this was my time?

Sam: it is...

Zafrina: well.....any..ways.. yeah this goes out to all of you who think twilight was waay too corney!!

Sam: that doesn't mean you had to make bella a lesbian..i mean..O.o

zafrina: Homophobe!!!!!*shuns*

Sam:....okaay then on woth the story...


"geez there at it again.." Bella thought as she glanced over at the two supernatural being fighting in her front yard. "stop fighting!"she yells at the werewolf-wannabe and the veggie-vamp.

"he's too dangerous!" they both shout at the same time.

"You are both my friends so stop fighting!" she yells rubbing her temples with frustration.

"you mean he's your boyfriend..." Jacob grunted as he settled down.

"no. he dumped me...over time I've finally realized dating guys was to much hassle...So now I'm Gay!..now Jess and I are dating!"