Hey guys here's a joke that you'll appreciate! be sure to review what you think of it, and whether or not you ant me to make more of these. Any review is appreciated
'News reporter steps on the podium' "News flash folks! The fluffy kitten wrongfully names precious, kills the cat, which was named Order, in Harbor Square, Paris. Meanwhile, in space a jumbo sized butterfly lands on Mars. For reasons unknown the butterfly has made a nest there and has many more jumbo sized butterflies on the way. Then in midtown Paris, Kangaroo Jack hops in a disgusting manor around town square. The Paris zoo officials are still trying to apprehend him. While the reasons for these weird sightings are unknown the public is warned and advised to stay indoors at all costs, you don't want your children to be corrupted by this felons. Continuing story, the Butterfly on Mars' babies have hatched and are coming this way, Oh-no! Kangaroo Jack has escaped the Officials of Paris Central Zoo once again and is coming this way, to the radio station, God help us all! Before the Kangaroo gets here the fluffy kitten is going on a killing spree, it is mercilessly killing all cats in the area. All cats are advised to get indoors and off the stree -AHHH." 'Kangaroo Jack takes over' "Hello there people of Paris I have to say that this is a pleasure to say this: Bogaly! Bogaly! Doo!" 'Kangaroo Jack leaves the station'
'News reporter steps back on the podium' "Well I'm back after a frightening experience, being sat on by a three-hundred pound kangaroo is NOT fun. Well, I'll be jabbered the butterflies are here and are attacking all the greenhouses of Paris oh-no! Well back to more important news Kangaroo Jack has left the news building in shambles, I fear we will not be able to recuperate quickly enough. Killer kitten has finally stopped killing cats and has been apprehended by the Paris Dangerous Animal Containment Guys or for short the P.D.A.C.G's! Well it's about time I left you to the dangers of the world for the evening and finally let the weather man do his job. See you next time at eight!"