Hello hello! How are all of you doing today?. Well, I'm doing great, and I am back with a new fanfic!. That's right another new one this month XD I am on a roll lol!.
Anyhow as soon as this idea hit me I just had to write it down!. So here it is! x3 As you can probably tell this fanfic will feature a lot of crack pairings. Who will Lucifer end up with in the end hmmm? :3
Anyhow, as usual, I apologize beforehand if I made any grammar or spelling mistakes. English is not my first language.
I also apologize if there is any occ-ness.
Now let's start with the story :3
Rated: T. For now
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The whole 3 man gang was sitting inside of mao's small apartment, doing their own things in piece, when the silence was interrupted by the sound of the door-bell. Alciel put the plate down that he was drying off and made his way towards the door, opening it only to reveal a rather displeased looking Emilia and a smiling Rika.
Alciel nodded politely before stepping aside to let them in. "Good day you two. To what do we owe your visit?". By now Mao had dropped the sandwich that he was eating and made his way over towards the door, standing beside his loyal servant. "I want to ask the same thing. Why are the two of you here?. We didn't think that you would be coming today".
Emilia sighed before stepping aside, pointing towards her friend in a displeasing manner. "Before she says anything, know that this was her idea and her idea alone. I had no say in this". This made both Alciel and Mao a little skeptical. "What do you mean Emi?" Mao asked, curiously raising an eyebrow.
Rika took this as a cue to speak up. She smiled brightly, clapping her hands together excitedly in the progress. "Well I was thinking the other day, your friend urushihara doesn't come outside much right?". Mao nodded for confirmation "Yes he doesn't come outside much. Mostly because he doesn't want to, but yeah there are other reasons as well. Why?".
Rika her smile seemed to widen at this. "Well, that brings me as to why I came here. I was thinking of getting him a full makeover!. You know, so that he actually looks good!. You can trust me on this. Once he comes back he will look like a whole different person!. He can even come outside again!. That I will promise you!".
Mao and Alciel shared a worried look before they turned their attention back towards Rika. "Well yeah, that would be great. But I am afraid that we don't have enough money for that.." Mao trailed off, And that's when Rika cut Mao off, gently placing a reassuring hand on his shoulder. "Don't worry. I'll pay for everything. I insist!".
Mao and Alciel now both began to grin somewhat evilly. "Well if you insist...". They both then made their way towards Lucifer, who had been playing a game on his laptop all this time, not paying attention to the conversation at all. "Oi Urushihara!" Mao yelled loudly, trying to get Lucifer's attention.
Lucifer groaned before taking off his headset and turning around to face him, looking very annoyed. "What is it, Mao?. Hurry up and tell me, I don't have all day you know". Mao and Alciel only grinned wider because of Lucifer his reaction, and this didn't sit well with Lucifer.
"What are you two grinning about-" but Lucifer was cut off as Mao and Alciel both grabbed him by the arms, dragging him towards the door. "You are going out with miss Rika to get a makeover, and that is final. She was kind enough to pay for everything, and therefore you will accept her generosity without a struggle" Alciel explained as he dragged the short fallen angel out of the door.
"B-But dude!-ouch!" Lucifer was tossed out the apartment, painfully landing onto his back. He slowly stood up, slightly rubbing his back to ease the pain. "Dude that's not fair!. At least treat me with-" but he was interrupted again as both Rika and Emilia grabbed a hold of him this time, beginning to drag him outside. "W-Wait! I didn't consent to this!. Let me go!" the fallen angel protested, struggling to get out of the two woman's grip.
"Don't worry guys!. Everything will turn out fine, I promise!" Rika assured the other two demons. Winking at them before Emilia and she dragged Lucifer out the building.
Once the trio was gone Mao and Alciel walked back inside the apartment, shutting the door behind them. "Are you sure that this was the right decision, my lord?" Alciel asked his master, showing a small sign of worry. Mao grinned proudly, putting his hands on his hips. "Why of course!. If Urushihara can go out again without worry then we can make him do more chores!. It is a brilliant idea!". Alciel sighed, nodding in defeat "Yes, as you wish my lord. I won't protest any longer".
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A few hours later the apartment bell rang again. Suzuno and Chiho where now present as well. Mao had told them of Lucifer his makeover, so when the bell rang, they expected it to be him and Rika. But when Suzuno opened the door they were all greeted by Emilia instead, who to their surprise had a slightly flustered face and a nosebleed. "G-Girls...l..leave while...you can..." Emilia muttered as she fell down to her knees, her nose-bleed only getting worse.
Both Chiho and Suzuno kneeled down by her side instantly, looking her over worriedly. "Emilia what happened?. Are you okay?" Suzuno asked as she tried to help Emilia stand back up. "And what do you mean by us leaving Yusa-san?. What happened?" Chiho asked, sending the red-haired hero a worried look.
Meanwhile, Mao and Alciel were just watching them in silence, not feeling like springing into action.
"He...H-He's too much to handle..." Emilia said softly as she covered her bleeding nose with her hand. "What? Who do you mean Emilia?" Suzuno asked, frowning some. And as if on cue, the moment those words had escaped Suzuno her lips Rika had appeared in front of the door, Seeming very proud of herself.
"Alright, everyone!. I am happy to present to you all the new Urushihara-san!" She said excitedly as she stepped aside so that the person in question had enough room to stand in the doorway next to her.
And so Lucifer came into view, standing beside Rika in the doorway. The moment the other two girls saw him they gasped, their faces becoming somewhat red instantly. The person who stood in the doorway didn't look like Lucifer at all. He wore some white sneakers with a black stripy symbol on them, black distressed jeans with some holes around the knee area, a simple white t-shirt, black Leather jacket and one k-pop like earing in his left ear.
But the best part was his face. His purple hair was now cut short, along with his bangs, which didn't cover the whole left side of his anymore. Instead, they only covered a bit of his forehead instead, like a hot anime guy's hairstyle. Was this really Lucifer? No, it couldn't be. His face wasn't this pretty right?.
Upon seeing Lucifer again Emilia squealed, fainting soon after in Suzuno her arms. Suzuno could feel her cheeks heat up. The longer she looked him over, the worse it got "Oh...oh my...". Meanwhile, Chiho seemingly had developed a small nosebleed of her own. Was Lucifer his body always this nice? no, it couldn't be...she would have noticed it before right?. She smiled, staring at Lucifer like a typical teenage girl with a crush, and a nosebleed.
Mao and Alciel could only look at the scene and the new Lucifer in shock. What the hell?...was this really Lucifer?.
Lucifer, who had all this time just been very quiet as the girls fawned over him, sighed, slightly rubbing the back off his head in the progress. It didn't seem like he cared much about their reactions at all. "Well, I suppose that it means that I look good right?. Well, I don't really mind. As long as I can go back to my game I'm happy. Speaking of which, can I go back to my game?. Or do I need to go with someone else too?".
Mao slowly nodded his head, still looking at his friend in disbelief "Y-Yeah..you can". His answer seemed to have a bit of a relaxing effect on Lucifer. "Thanks" Was all he said before he kicked off his new shoes and plopped down by his beloved computer, as usual, putting his headset on and continuing with playing the game from where he left off. As if nothing had happened. He may have changed his looks but his personality was still 100% the same. Well, it was a good start at least...
Rika chuckled nervously before slowly beginning to walk off. "Well, I guess that my job is done here...hehehehe... I'll see you all later, bye bye!" once she had finished her sentence she quickly ran off, leaving Mao and Alciel to clean up the 'mess'.
Alciel sighed before turning towards his lord. "What do you say that we do sire?" He asked his lord, referring to the 3 women who were lying on the floor, seemingly busy in their own fantasy worlds. Mao nervously rubbed the back off his head before chuckling slightly "I...I'm not sure myself. I guess we'll just leave them be until they snap out of it...". Alciel nodded "yes, my lord".
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Mao and Alciel had both left the apartment, leaving Lucifer alone. Now, this wasn't anything usual for any of them, but what they didn't know was Suzuno had been waiting all day for this opportunity. Once she saw Alciel leave the building she crept out of her own apartment and knocked on the door, waiting for Lucifer. She took a deep breath, clutching a hand to her chest. Preparing herself. 'come on Suzuno, you can do this!. You have to be forceful and bold if you want to beat Chiho and Emilia. You know that they won't let him go' she thought to herself.
Moments later Lucifer opened the door, wearing the same new outfit from before and sporting a disinterested look, as usual. "What do you want Suzuno-" but he was cut off by Suzuno suddenly throwing herself at him, hugging him. Burying her face into his chest.
This was something that he didn't expect. His whole body stiffened, unsure of what to do. He swallowed nervously. "U-Uh...Suzuno...what are you doing?". She said nothing, only burying her face deeper into his chest in response. He tried to make her let go of him, but she was very persistent. "Suzuno, you can really let go now," he said as he began to struggle more, but again she said nothing.
Okay so if asking wasn't enough, maybe a distraction would do. "Oi Ashiya! welcome back!. It was about time dude, I'm starving!" he said very convincingly as if Alciel was actually coming back home from the grocery store. And to his utter surprise, Suzuno seemed to buy his bluff, instantly blushing more and quickly pushing herself away from him. Lucifer took that as his chance to escape. He hated going outside but he knew that staying inside wouldn't be safe right now. Suzuno would easily get to him if he stayed.
He quickly grabbed his sneakers, putting them on and closing the apartment door behind him, rushing outside. Suzuno crept up to the window, clenching her fists in annoyance. Dammit! how could she be so stupid!. She wasted her chance today!. Oh well...she would just have to make sure her next move counted.
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Lucifer ran and ran as far as his legs could carry him, stopping behind the corner of a grocery store once he was fully out of breath. 'Man, what was up with her? she was suddenly all over me. Well, I'll just have to make sure that I avoid her from now on..' he calmly thought to himself. Once he had caught his breath he sighed, brushing a bit of dirt off of his new clothing. "Well since I'm outside now I might as well check out that new game store..." he muttered softly to himself as he began to casually walk away. Only he didn't make it far.
He only made it about 3 meters away from the grocery store when he was suddenly stopped by 3 women that he didn't know, they were all blushing too which he didn't like. He sighed, trying to be as friendly as his terrible social skills would let him. "What do you want from me?" he asked bluntly, casually shoving his hands into his pockets.
The 3 girls then quickly fished through their bags, pulling out their phones and holding them out towards him. "P-Please!, can I have your number?!" One of the girls asked, her face only growing redder. "Hey, that's not fair! I saw him first!" one of the girls protested, turning her attention away from Lucifer and towards the other two girls. "No you liar!, I did!" the last girl protested.
Lucifer watched in awkward silence, unsure of what to do. He had never been outside much so he didn't know what to do, heck he wasn't familiar with woman at all. So he had no idea what to do. So he did the only thing that he could think off, walking away, but the girls wouldn't let him, stopping him in his tracks. "Hey don't walk away mister!. Give one of us at least your number first!. You owe that to us!" one of the girls stated. "Yeah!" another one agreed.
Lucifer was about to open his mouth to speak but was cut off by the feeling of a person locking their arm around his own. Lucifer was about to protest but froze in his tracks the moment he saw who it was. It was Emilia. She smiled at him, giving him a knowing look that said, just play along. He nodded, agreeing to the plan.
"My, there you are darling! I have been looking all over for you!" Emilia said, greeting Lucifer happily as if she was his girlfriend. Lucifer cringed, he couldn't feel more awkward. Never in his life would he have expected Emilia to be doing this out of all people, but right now he was grateful for it.
Emilia then turned her attention towards the 3 girls, frowning some. "And who are you if I may ask?. You weren't hitting on my boyfriend were you?". Lucifer visibly shivered. 'B-Boyfriend?!' he repeated in his head. Sure he knew that it was an act but still, he couldn't help but to feel weird by all of this.
The 3 girls backed off right away, scared of the glare that Emilia was now giving them, taking the hint. "N-No not at all!. U..Uhmm...g-goodbye!" the 3 girls said, bowing quickly before running off. Leaving small trails of smoke behind. Once they were out of sight, Lucifer sighed out of relief "Thanks...I appreciate your assistance...".
He then turned to look at Emilia, expecting her to let go of his arm, but she didn't, which didn't sit well with him. "Uh...Emilia, you can let go now-" But he was interrupted by Emilia suddenly pinning him against the wall of the grocery store, her face to close towards his own for his comfort. He gulped nervously. Crap not Emilia too...
"E-Emilia, can we just talk this-" but she cut him off again by placing a finger on his lips, smirking evilly. "Shhhh~ It's no use to resist. Just let it happen~" She whispered seductively before leaning up towards his ear, gently tugging at the new earring that he was wearing with her teeth, which caused Lucifer his whole body to stiffen. Meanwhile, her other hand was making it's way down, slowly creeping under his shirt.
Lucifer his eyes widened in realization, and he quickly began to struggle against her. Was she really planning on doing him right here?!. My Satan this woman...for a hero she was pure evil...
Seeing no other way out, Lucifer kicked her hard in the leg, causing her to let out a painful cry as she let go off him. Lucifer didn't waste any time. With the little bit of magic that he had left, he reinforced his black wings and took off, not paying Emilia a second glance. He knew that Emilia would be pissed off and that wasn't good, but it still was better than letting her have her way with him like that.
But unfortunately for him...Emilia had started the chase. Using the leftover bit of her own magic to fly after him. With her heavingly flight.
"GET BACK HERE LUCIFER! I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU!" she yelled loudly as she chased after him. Well at least she was determined, he'll give her that. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" he asked as he continued to make his escape. Emilia said nothing in return, only picking up her pace, her eyes filled with determination.
This caused Lucifer to get very frustrated. "WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU ALL?!". But it was to no use, no matter what he said or asked, Emilia kept chasing after him.
'What the hell is wrong with these women?!' Lucifer thought to himself as he picked up his own pace, afraid for what might be to come if he were to be caught.
Oh if only he knew...
To be continued.
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Well that was it for now!, I hope that you all enjoyed it :3
Next time I'll explain more about the current situation between Suzuno, Emilia, and Chiho. Also, what is Chiho planning for our dear Lucifer? hehe... :3 find out in the next chapter and more!.
Until next time!, this is Ilse-Chan singing out!
Bye, Bye, people! :D