Authors Note: I was bored one day so this idea popped up into my head. There will be tons of different, weird ships. XD Hope you enjoy, and sorry for the OOC-ness! Sorry this chapter is so short! I'll try my hardest to make longer ones.
Warning: Crack ships, minor cursing, and minor violence. (It's Naruto, of course it has violence. XD)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any way. If I did, things would be very different.
Summary: (Soulmate AU!) Hinata has spent all her life wondering who her soul mate is, never being able to find him in the village. One day, whenever she was sent on a mission to capture Orochimaru, she getd the biggest shock of her life.
(OroHina, Orochimaru x Hinata)
Prologue
"The girl looked at the snake mark that wrapped around her arm, and back to her mother. "Mama, my soul mark is a snake. People hate snakes. Does that mean that people hate my soul mate? Is my snake a bad person?"
The mother looked down at her child with a smile. "Just because your soul mate is a snake, doesn't mean they're bad. Not all snakes are bad, just misunderstood. People fear their venom and their strength. Your snake is probably lonely and distrustful because of that." The girl's mother winks. "You're so cute you'll catch their attention right away, like a little bunny. You'll need to be a kind and friendly little bunny to earn your snake's love and trust."
The girl gives her mother a bright smile. "Alright! I'll make sure to be nice and fair to everyone for my snake!!!"
The mother giggles at her child's words. "Good. Your snake is lucky to have such a cute, kind girl! I'm fact you're so cute your snake my just try to eat you up, little bunny!!!" The mother tickles her child with a grin, causing the girls to both burst into fits of laughter.
In the past...
The boy often looked at his soul mark, a rabbit with dark blue fur, and wondered if he would ever find his own soul mate. He knew that his cute rabbit wasn't in the village right now, so they were either in a different village or not born yet. He also knew that many people never even found their soul mates. He gave a sad sigh and thought, "Is it too much to ask for my little rabbit to be nearby? I don't want to be here alone..."
The boy wished and wished every year, but never found his rabbit. The boy decided, "If fate decides to mock me, then I will mock it right back I need no soul mate, I'm strong on my own." The boy grew vengeful and struck at everyone that tried to get close to him. Although he would claim he needed no one, at heart he was still a lonely little snake, waiting for his cute little rabbit to appear...