The Twelve days of Potions
On the first day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Detention in his office.
On the second day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Two unfriendly sneers and detention in his office.
On the third day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the fourth day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the fifth day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the sixth day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Six menacing threats, five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the seventh day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Seven extra assignments, six menacing threats, five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the eighth day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Eight accusing glances, seven extra assignments, six menacing threats, five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the ninth day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Nine insulting comments, eight accusing glances, seven extra assignments, six menacing threats,, five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the tenth day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Ten minus House points, nine insulting comments, eight accusing glances, seven extra assignments, six menacing threats, five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the eleventh day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Eleven unfair lectures, ten minus House points, nine insulting comments, eight accusing glances, seven extra assignments, six menacing threats, five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.
On the twelfth day of Potions Professor Snape gave me
Twelve feet of essays, eleven unfair lectures, ten minus House points, nine insulting comments, eight accusing glances, seven extra assignments, six menacing threats, five snide remarks, four abysmal grades, three death glares, two unfriendly sneers, and detention in his office.