Chapter 1
I WILL Be Perfect
Yeah, I know. I'm not perfect. I just want to be. Most people do.
The difference between me and them is that I will soon be perfect. Perfectly perfect in every perfect way.
Come on, you say. Nobody's perfect.
A Mary-Sue is.
BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU MORTALS CANNOT STOP ME! I WILL RULE ALL (or, if that fails, WRECK ALL ASPECTS OF STORYLINES AND TAKE OVER THE PLOT BUNNY THRONE!)!
However, I could never have done this alone.
In fact, I didn't even know I could do it until a little while ago...