KK, this is going to be fun XD….

Kunai was just sitting at her desk. Her mom was making some odd food that she probably wasn't going to eat, her brother was doing who knows what, and her dad was showering. She was just…sitting. She was thinking about her kindle. The content of her kindle, to be more precise. It contained *pause for Werefaerie squeal* the Extended version of Brisingr. She read it so often. In fact, she was going to read it right now!

…Meanwhile, in a certain land with a crazy king, an elf with green eyes and black hair and a…human? Elf? Combo? *snaps fingers* I've got it! A half elf half human person! Well, they were both running. A sparkling blue dragon flew above, way above, so she looked like no more than a bluebird. The elf girl and the half-breed boy were heading towards a solid boulder resting on the side of a mountain. Seems pointless, right? Well, it just so happened to be the Rock of Kuthian (A/N: I lost my kindle so IDK how to spell Algaeisia or whatever and IDK whether it's the Rock of Kuthian or something else…Oh well pretend it's right if it's wrong!), and Eragon Shadeslayer and Arya Drottingu Shadeslayer were going to find out just how this would help their battle against King Galbatorix. They reached the rock and just looked at it for a minute. Arya seemed skeptical, and Eragon seemed inquisitive. Saphira, the dragon, her thoughts were elsewhere. Eragon laid his hand on the rock to see if maybe there was something in it, if it was hollow, like Saphira's egg had been. He felt a pinprick of life. Eragon instantly withdrew his hand. There was a glowing silver handprint. He bent down to examine it. It started making a sizzling noise. Arya yanked Eragon back just in time to avoid him being blown up in the resulting explosion.

Kunai was sitting at her desk reading the beginning of Brisingr. Even though it was only seven o clock on a Saturday, she suddenly started feeling very sleepy. She called to her mom that she was going to bed and then fell asleep. She had a very odd dream that she was stuck inside of a rock. A few hours later, she woke to find that her room had turned gray and gotten smaller. She rubbed her eyes and saw the same thing. The room seemed to be closing in on her. Kunai was scared now.

Eragon whipped out Brisingr. Arya already had her sword out. The dust settled and revealed the hollow inside of the rock. A girl was sitting inside. Eragon tentatively tried to probe her mind. A smooth barrier consisting of a guy with a sort of feminine face and a ponytail blocked him. He rammed against it, and bounced off. Yes, he bounced. He was flung back into his mind with force. Arya asked him,

"Eragon, who is she? Is she a threat?" Eragon winced, for the force of the bounce left him with the type of headache that you get when you stay at the bottom of a pool for too long and your ears pop.

"I don't know. She's very adept at mental defenses." The girl took notice of them and emerged from her little rock cave. She had a wary expression on her face. Eragon could see the remnants of fear fading from her face. She was the oddest human he'd ever seen.

She appeared to have light brown hair that just brushed her shoulders. It was messy at the moment, but Eragon could tell that if it was neat, it would be straighter than Arya's hair. Her eyes were also brown, but they were more of a chocolate brown. One of them looked similar to a cat's eye. Her skin was slightly tanned, and she was very short. She stood warily and looked at Eragon and Arya. Eragon looked at her and something clicked inside his mind. Of course! She was in the rock, she was short, and she had no clue who he was. She was a dwarf! He asked slowly,

"You knurlaf?" She rolled her eyes and replied,

"Werg. Eta." Arya chuckled.

"Eragon, she's not a dwarf. She's just a short human." Saphira testily asked,

Well, then how do you explain why she is in the rock? And why she speaks Dwarvish? Arya said,

"I cannot explain this. Maybe she can." Saphira prodded at the mind of the girl, but got no farther than Eragon.

Ow.

You should have been paying more attention. I tried that a few minutes ago.

Sorry.

Arya tried to communicate.

"Fricai onr eka eddyr." She said. The girl squinted, like she couldn't see Arya clearly. That's when Eragon realized that a ward to prevent detection was still acting. It was supposed to dazzle the person outside the ward with a beam of what looked like sunlight so they wouldn't be seen passing. He cried,

"Garjzla, letta!" The light faded, and the girl's eyes widened. She ran up to Eragon and started babbling in the ancient language.

Kunai had no clue where she was. She'd been in a rock, and then two people that she could barely see broke it open. One of them looked like her favorite character from the Eragon series…Arya. The other guy had a really shiny palm, like when you have lead all over the side of your hand. But this was SHINING. He asked her if she was a dwarf.

"Really? Am I THAT short?" She mumbled. Then she said,

"Ugh, no." She only knew a little Dwarvish because she had her kindle, which had the Dwarvish language on the screen. Then she was blasted by a beam of sunlight so she couldn't see them AT ALL. The guy yelled something. The light vanished, and she could see them. It WAS Arya and Eragon, too! She flipped her kindle to the Ancient Language page and started talking in it. She wanted to talk in her real language, but she wasn't sure if they spoke it. She stopped running off random words and asked Eragon, just to be sure,

"Argetlam?" Eragon nodded. Werefaerie squealed and hugged him. Arya tensed, as if ready to lop off her arms if she was dangerous. Eragon told Arya, Calm down. She poses no immediate threat. Then he asked the girl in his native tongue,

"Who are you?" She looked up, shocked.

"I'm…hmm…well…let's see…you can call me…Kunai!"

Arya narrowed her eyes. She was NOT going to believe this girl was harmless unless it was proven.

"Kunai, where are you from?" Kunai turned to Arya and obviously restrained a hug. Arya was grateful for that. Kunai responded happily,

"I'm from New Jersey!" Eragon asked her,

"What's New Jerzee?" Kunai answered,

"A place on Earth. Earth is the planet I live on." Arya asked her, a little more wary of the strange, now foreign girl.

"Are you an alien, then?" Kunai looked surprised. Then happy.

"I guess I am!" Saphira asked Kunai, after a few minutes of just silence,

Little alien, why did you come here? Kunai shrugged.

"I was just reading and I went to sleep and when I woke up, POOF! I was stuck in a rock." Eragon looked confused. Then, out of curiosity, he asked Kunai,

"Do you happen to be able to use magic?"

"Well, on Earth there is no magic, but I might here." Kunai replied. Eragon tossed her a pebble. He started,

"Say 'Stenr ris-" Kunai cut him off.

"Stenr risa." The pebble shot thirty feet in the air. Arya gasped. Eragon looked shocked.

"Was that supposed to make me tired? Because Eragon, when you first did it, you were really tired!" Saphira, who'd landed, growled.

How do you know this?

Kunai responded,

"I know because I know your past, Eragon, and I know some tidbits about you, Arya. Saphira…You and Eragon have been together since you hatched. I know your past too." Eragon shook his head.

"That doesn't matter. Kunai, how did you do it without being tired?" Kunai thought about it. She snapped her fingers.

"I might be using my surroundings." Eragon examined the area to find nothing dead. He himself felt tired from just moving. He had felt a bit tired since Kunai's spell…He snapped his fingers.

"Kunai, you drew off of MY energy." Kunai said,

"Oh. Sorry." Eragon assured her it was fine. Arya, who was getting a little restless, said,

"Try drawing from your energy. Then, Eragon, we need to leave." Kunai concentrated.

"Stenr risa!" The pebble went flying and instead of rising, it just flew towards Eragon's head. It bounced off. Kunai seemed appropriately tired.

"Ow! Why did it malfunction?" Eragon asked. Kunai shrugged. Then she fainted. Arya, not liking the girl for wasting their time, grabbed a stick and poked her with it.

"Ow..ow…" She groaned. Eragon looked at Arya. Arya threw the stick incomprehensibly far.

"Eragon, let's go." Eragon looked at Arya, then at Kunai.

"Well, we can't just leave her here." Arya groaned. She threw Kunai over her shoulder and clambered onto Saphira, who seemed bored. Eragon followed. They were seated so Kunai was in the middle. Kunai, just as they were about to take off, groaned,

"End…not middle." Eragon just lifted Kunai (who was very light) and put her in front of him. Maybe she wouldn't talk anymore if she was obeyed this once. They continued flying, with Arya holding onto Eragon so she didn't fall, Eragon holding Kunai's arms so she didn't fall, and Kunai doing nothing. But when Eragon and Arya were distracted, Kunai smiled and whispered,

"Yes! Eragon and Arya! Woohoo!"

"Eragon, did you hear that?"

"No. Saphira, did you?

No.