*1 Inbox Message
Rachel Berry:
Good Evening Finn,
This is incredibly hard for me too, okay? I never wanted to hurt you, but you have to understand that our time has passed Finn. We were wonderful together, but that was then. It is in the past, and yes, while becoming romantically involved previously was a most delightful and interesting idea, now I am more delighted and interested in becoming just friends. Our friendship, though tainted by the apparent awkwardness of ex-lovers, is one that I still cherish, (mostly because I am hard pushed to find any other true friendship within my fellow Glee Clubbers.)
But Finn, though I understand if you wish to cut ties with me after this, I ask you to take into account one thing: I will not take you back, not because I do not love you, but because I do not love you enough. My heart does not belong to you, or Jesse, or anybody else for this moment, it belongs to me.
I intend to find myself in these coming summer months, and I would prefer to do so without a romantic partner, who knows? Perhaps I will find a new and refreshing face to duet with…
Sorry Finn.
Rachel Berry *(-please have the courtesy to pretend its gold).
*Replies:
Santana Lopez:
Ouch Frankenteen, that's gotta hurt! Sorry, but this time you can find another booty call.
Mercedes Jones:
Girl! That is low!
Kurt Hummel:
She does know she forwarded this to the whole club…doesn't she?
Noah Puckerman:
Umm, wow…the awkward moment when…
Quinn Fabray:
Not the time Noah.
Finn Hudson:
Oh my god.
Santana Lopez:
Need some ice with that backhander?
Rachel Berry:
Oh gosh…Finn…I'm so sorry…
Finn Hudson:
How could you do this to me?
Rachel Berry:
Trust me; this is just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.
Kurt Hummel:
And it's awkward for ALL of us!
Quinn Fabray:
For once I think Man-hand's has done something right!
Noah Puckerman:
…..
Mercedes Jones:
Say what?
Finn Hudson:
Guys, can all of you just delete this message, I think Rachel and I need to talk about this alone.
Noah Puckerman:
Not our fault your girl added us all!
Finn Hudson:
Puck! FFS! She's not my girl.
Rachel Berry:
So you're finally getting the message?
Santana Lopez:
BURN!
Quinn Fabray:
LMFAO.
Finn Hudson:
OMG that's it, choir room, first period, tomorrow. Don't be late Rachel.
Rachel Berry:
But we have Spanish Finn.
Finn Hudson:
Be there.
Rachel Berry:
Fine.
Brittany "Ducky" Peirce:
Can I come too?
Santana Lopez:
Britt, she sent it to you too?
Brittany "Ducky" Peirce:
Uh, yeah. Rachel has a group called "Gleeks" on her messages; she can send a message to all of us at the same time if she wants. I think she clicked on the wrong group.
Quinn Fabray:
You think?
Santana Lopez:
Wait, how do you know that Britt? About the group?
Brittany "Ducky" Peirce:
When Rachel and I were filming Fondue for Two last week.
Kurt Hummel:
Guys, notifications much! Can you take this to chat or a different inbox, it's spamming my laptop.
Mike "Cable" Chang:
Yeah same here.
Tina Cohen-Chang:
Mike! You aren't supposed to be on Facebook, you said it wasn't a good reflection on the Asian community to be tied with technology all the time.
Mike "Cable" Chang:
You're on it too!
Kurt Hummel:
GUYS!
Mercedes Jones:
Kurt's right you guys, totally getting overloaded by notifications here.
Mike "Cable" Chang:
Sorry, I think Tina and I won't be on Facebook for a while either.
Tina Cohen-Chang:
-.-
Santana Lopez:
Please! Even the emoticons look fucking Asian!
Noah Puckerman
LOL!
Mercedes Jones:
Santana!
Santana Lopez:
What?
What?
…Sorry. But it WAS funny.
Noah Puckerman:
True that.