Hugs6, a friend of mine, has decided to discontinue The Leo Valdez Show, but has given me permission to keep it going.

I don't own the first three seasons, nor do I own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or Heroes of Olympus. Or several of the OCs.

I also don't own Justin Bieber (a good thing for him) or the song animals (because it wouldn't exist if I did) or the Spy Chickens (though I wish I did).

Also, Happy Birthday Percy!

The theme song ends. The hosts appear in a puff of smoke on beanbags.

MK: welcome to season 4 of- SQUIRREL! Sorry. Welcome to season 4 of The Leo Valdez Show.

T: we've had changes in ownership, but that, thankfully, will not change much.

L: no. For example, someone raided the ice cream stash without me. *glares at Maria*

T: actually, that would be Oswald. He loves ice cream.

MK: see Leo. I'm innocent.

T: *coughs* *whispers* as innocent as the rest of your siblings.

MK: what was that?

T: not important?

MK: *shrugs* whatever. So, for this episode, we'll be interviewing Oswald the penguin. Well actually, we had planned to, but the magic penguin translator hasn't arrived yet.

T: So we will be interviewing Spider-

AC: *screams*

T: -the Hellhound instead, since we actually have a magic Hellhound translator.

L: Then Frank Zhang requested to do a shapeshifting demonstration, so then we came up with a plan: Frank shapeshifts in the background while Thomas interviews Spider and Maria and I go on a date.

MK: Really? It's been so long since you last took me anywhere.

L: It's an ice cream parlor.

MK: *tackles Leo* LEO, I LOVE YOU!

T: Now that we've gotten over Maria's sudden burst of insanity-

L: Hey! I'm her boyfriend! Of course she loves me! It's not insane.

T: OK then. Well, that considered, I guess we should move on.

FZ: *enters* Am I late?

T: nope, Leo and Maria just left, so get on with your shapeshifting.

FZ: *turns into a mouse*

T: Um... well then, say hello to Spider!

CA (Computerized Audience): Hello, Spider!

T: That computerized audience is epic!

S(pider): *enters* WOOF!

T: Oops. *turns on magic hellhound translator*

S: Thank you! I've always wanted an interview!

T: You know they come with dares, right?

S: Yeah, but I've wanted to do YouTube videos of me bashing JB songs since I first heard him.

FZ: *turns into hampster*

T: Our producers decided to change the alternate option to listening to that disgustingly horrible song, "Animals."

S: Oh Styx.

T: That's what I thought, but that does not mean you can't do those videos... though I do wonder what YouTubers might think of them. You are a giant dog, after all.

S: That ain't gonna stop me!

T: OK. Now, Maria wanted you to tell us if you have a girlfriend or not, but honestly, I respect your privacy.

S: Kind of you, but yes, in fact, I do have a wife. We have some puppies. Maria would've been invited, but after the stunt at Percy and Annabeth's wedding... not happening.

T: Go figure. Well now we shall see what Leo and Maria are doing.

S: That was the plan the whole time.

T: Don't tell them ,but I do actually plan for some things to happen in these episodes, but make them seem completely unplanned.

S: I see.

FZ: *turns into a whale*

T: Like that.

*At Leo and Maria's Date*

Leo and Maria enter the ice cream parlor.

MK: You know the plan, right?

L: I do my fire demonstration while you sneak into the freezer?

MK: Yup. Now get to it!

L: *walks up to counter*

ICV (Ice Cream Vendor): Hello, what may I get you?

L: Nothing. I'll be providing some free entertainment! *burst into flame*

ICV: No! Don't! You'll melt the ice cream!

MK: Come on Leo! We're leaving!

L: *still on fire, walks over to Maria* Anything for you, milady. *does mock bow and hand kissing*

MK: *yelling* Leo, you're melting the stolen ice cream.

L: Um, I think that ice cream guy heard you.

ICV: *dials 911*

P(hone): 911, what is your emergency?

ICV: Two kids are stealing ice cream, and one of them's on fire!

P: We'll be there right away.

L: RUN!

Maria and Leo run outside of the coffee shop, then down an alley to avoid the cops. They do some crazy turns before finally losing them.

MK: This was the best date ever! We stole stuff!

L: If that's your idea of a good date, then I guess we could steal more stuff.

MK: And we still have the ice cream!

L: Soooo... would you mind me asking a question?

MK: What?

L: Maria- *looks at cameras* OH MY GODS! THEY'RE FILMING US! *shoots fireball at the cameras*

*Back at the Studio*

T: Gods that was awesome!

S: You know Leo might kill you.

T: I have fire resistance. And pretty much everything else resistance. I coat my skin with this special substance every morning. I also have this potion that allows me to breathe underwater.

S: Why?

T: Why not? I work as a part time firefighter.

S: OH! I see.

T: I also have another potion to protect against smoke inhalation.

L and MK: *enter*

L: I'm going to kill you, Thomas. *shoots fireball*

T: *completely unharmed, even clothes*

L: Wha?

T: I took necessary precautions.

MK: Wha?

T: I'm fire resistant.

MK: Oh.

S: But what about the clothes?

T: I wear fireproof clothes.

FZ: *turns into a duck*

S: That makes sense.

T: Now about the dare.

MK: Yes. Spider, shadow travel to where Nico is and give him a big kiss.

T: We have to get that on film to show in the next episode.

MK: I can try...

L: I'm still mad at you, buddy.

HL (Hazel Levesque): *enters* Hi. I'm looking for my boyfriend. Is he here?

FZ: Quack! *turns into a chicken*

HL: I'll take that as a yes.

T: *screams* It's a spy chicken!

MK: Ookay. Well, that about wraps up today's episode. See you next time! Now Leo, what was that question you wanted to ask me?

L: After the cameras stop.

MK: Okay then.

T: Roll credits!

MK: Was that necessary?

T: No. But fun.

Credits Start

Starring:

Thomas (AKA The 379th Hero)

Maria King

Leo Valdez

Spider

Guest Starring:

Frank Zhang

Hazel Levesque (I soooo want to say Zhang just to annoy her)

Special Thanks to:

Hugs6

Rick Riordan

And PaulSoaresJr. (For the Spy Chickens)