It's me. In the flesh. Right here. Right now. I'M TYPING AND THERE AINT NOTHING YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT!!! So I have had a bunch of schoolio chizz but I'm done for the weekend, I promise I will work on Ibreakbones, but for now I wanna do this sudden inspiration story. I was on no I am not obsessed, I get on like, once a month, my name is applecaple if you see my comments =-) this is after ispeed date and Carly is getting revenge. DUN DUN DUN!!!!
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"I'm Carly!" Carly yelled for the camera on the Wednesday of Icarly.
"And I'm ham!"
"No your not" Carly said, looking at her weird.
"A girl can dream, can't she?" Sam said looking at the camera.
"I suppose."
They went on with their normal show, which included a new messin' with Lubert segment.
"Well that's our show!" Sam said with a bow.
"Not quite!" Carly said.
"What?" Sam said, looking confused.
"FREDDIE! NOW!" Carly yelled and Freddie, switching to v-cam came and held, with one hand, Sam's hands behind her back and Carly put duct tape on her mouth. Sam kicked at Freddie but was met with a rope around her ankles.
She was completely helpless.
"So, a few weeks ago, Sam told people to meet Carly at the groovy smoothie to go on a date with her. Well, boys with a bad karma, here is your chance! Submit your name in here and win a date with Sam Puckett!" Freddie said, with a shudder remembering the few times he a dreamed those words would happen to him, though he would never admit it.
Sam stood up with all her will power and tackled Freddie to the ground.
"Well that's all, bye!" Carly said quickly and turned off the camera.
"Okay, Freddie, untie Sam while I go downstairs and fix her some food. Don't kill Freddie, Sam." Carly said sternly and left the room.
Oh, Cliffy!! Don't worry, I will be working on a Slytherin in Gryffindor as well as Ibreakbones, just haven't gotten around to that yet ;)
REVIEW and maybe Sam won't kill Freddie. Oh and this will be Seddie, just not the way you think it will be ;)