Me and GaaraXofxdaxFunk on deviantART aren't so proud to present Hetalpoppin'!!
Greece: Once upon a time, two people on dA were commenting... and they ended up writing THIS.
GaaraXofxdaxFunk: It's all her fault!! *pointing at me*
Me : MY FAULT?? HALF OF THIS WAS WRITTEN BY YOU!
GaaraXofxdaxFunk: Yes, but you commented first.
Me : *sulks* That poster was meant to be commented...
That's right, guys. This is the result of me and GaaraXofxdaxFunk COMMENTING. And we haven't finished yet, so prepare yourself for more randomness!!
Why this title? It's a reference to an old movie which had no start, no end and anything happening was absolutely RANDOM! (because randomness never ends!!)
Moreover, the story is written like it was a script (I'd pay to see someone playing it xD) bacause WE ARE SO CULTIVATED -like Austria!
There are looooots of characters in this... THING, because we love ALL of them! And yes, It's a YAOI because we love yaoi as much as Hungary does!!
And, guys... If you like the story, well... you ARE ALLOWED to take ANY quote and use it as you please AS LONG AS you give us credits. So, feel free to spread the idiocy!!
The authors love you, so please, don't blame them if you have serious brain damages after reading this! Thank you!
Story (c) Me and GaaraXofxdaxFunk
Hetalia characters (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
The authors aren't going to pay for any damage this may cause to your brain. Thank you!
Greece: Once upon a time, there was this picture of England... *showing picture*
Turkey: America or France? This is the question!!!
Greece: France all the way! America would be like... yelling about being a hero or something..
America: WAAAA?? He would cheat on me with WHOOOOO???The hero will never be... cheated upon. :D I will invade England for his disloyalty!! And while I'm at it I will take all the oil!!
England: America wants to do what??? Guys, PREPARE THE SCONES!!!
America: Deploying the scones already, are you?! Hah! BRING OUT THE CHEEZ WHIZ, TROOPS!!!
England: Noooo! The cheez whiz NOOOOOOO!! It reminds me of France!!!!
France: *getting out of nowhere* Need help with our little yet incredibly powerful son, my dear wife?
England: Quick, France! He's got cheez whiz! And he's not afraid of using it!!
America: What now, bitches?! *squirts cheez whiz at England*
England: MOTHER FU- *direct hit*
France: Oh, my lovely wife! Has the evil of the whiz marred your lovely body?! You American monster!
America: : D
France: I shall avenge my wife! *takes out escargot* Take THIS!
America: *hit by escargot* NOOOOEZ! IT'S SQUISHY! AND IT'S EATING MY BRRAAAINSSS!
France: What brain??
Switzerland: Oh, Liechtenstein, look! So much cheese and no-one to eat it! *takes out a cauldron to prepare fondue*
France: Be careful not to eat my marriage proposal!!
Liechtenstein: *tosses pretzel in France's general direction* Nii-san, why won't he just be quiet?
France: M-MON DIEU!!! HOW COULD YOU?! AND I THOUGH YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET GIRL!
Liechtenstein: *blushes* See?
Switzerland: *SWISS RAGE* Shut the fuck up, France! No one loves you.
France: I beg to differ~ *stares at England and licks lips*
Liechtenstein: Nii-san, why does this Käse taste like tea?
England: *emerging from the cauldron* I'm free!! *sees Switzerland munching his arm* CANNIBALS!!! *sees France staring* FRENCHS!!!
Liechtenstein: Nii-san! There's a Brit in my fondue!!!
Switzerland: *finally notices that England isn't cheese* O-oh god. Damnit, what were you doing in the cheese?!
England: Hell if I know. That bloody frog put me there.
France: Don't look at me! I just wanted to see if it'd taste differrent!
Liechtenstein: It does. ///
France: That's aweso-
Prussia: DID SOMEONE CALL ME?!?
America: A new flavour?? I WANNA TASTE IT!!
England: AAAAH! GET AWAY! I'M WORSE AS FOOD THAN AS COOK!
Switzerland: True!!!
Prussia: Something worse than his cooking? HERESY!
Spain: Holy Great Inquisition!!
France: I'd still love to lick him. ^^
Prussia & Spain: O.O
Prussia: I'd eat /me/ flavoured cheese. I so fuckin' would.
Germany: You'd eat you flavoured anything.
France: So would I. 3
England: *SO TOTALLY SECRETLY JEALOUS* Christ, shut UP France!
America: *liiiiiicks England like an ice-cream*
England: O/////////////////O
France: YES! THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!*nosebleed*
Prussia: This is gettin' good! HEY, WEST! BRING SOME POP-CORN!
Switzerland: Liechtenstein, today you'll learn how little nations are created.
Liechtenstein: Oooh, Nii-san! I'm so excited! *eyes sparkling*
America: Derp, I think it's time to show England who today's superpower issss...!
England: Quit teasing me, you git!
Prussia: BWAHAHAH!! I never knew England could be such a pussy!
Germany: *eats popcorn and averts eyes* ////
America: *rips off England's shirt* Oh, look! There's Cheez Whiz on your chest!
France: If it's a dream, don't wake me up!!
Prussia: *on his mobile* Hey, Hungary!! No, I don't care if you're busy with Austria, but...-No, I didn't kill your cat, yet..-No, no, Greece's either! But... WOMAN! SHUT UP AND GET THE FRIGGIN' CAMERA!
Germany: I hope Italy will never--
N Italy: Doitsu! Doitsu! What are you---?
Germany: Oh sheisse... *covers Italy's eyes* Nothing to see here, Feliciano.
N Italy Doitsuuu~ I wanna see now! Stop making me so curious!
America: Mmm, England~ *sucks on shirt* It's all over.
Germany: Mutter f- *covers own eyes*
Hungary: *runs in with camera* What is it, Prussia? Is something wro... Y-YAOI!!
Prussia: Aren't you glad I called?
Hungary *nosebleeds*: KYAAAAA!! Prussia, you're Awesome! You are friggin' AWESOME! *starts recording*
Prussia: I know, my dear, I know...HEY, DON'T STOP FLATTERING M-*frying-pan'd*
Hungary: *trembling* YAOI... YAOI... YAOI...
N Italy: Doitsuuuu~! Why's England as red as a tomato?
Germany: DON'T WATCH! *holds him closer*
S Italy: *throws a tomato in Germany's face* PUT YOUR HANDS OFF, YOU GERMAN BASTARD! *sees America and England* HOLD HIM CLOSER, YOU GERMAN BASTARD!
Hungary: *glares*
S Italy *sweatdrop* I think Spain called me!
Hungary: *takes out frying pan*
S Italy I'M COMING! *runs away*
England: Hey, that's my line!!! *pants*
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To Be Continued.......