Lullaby for Small Victories
By Bren Ren
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{To the tune "Camp Granada" a.k.a. "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"}
Hey there General! Hey there Danny!
We're still stuck here on this planny…
Carter's tinkerin' with the dialer
How I wish that Thor had sent us Sergeant Siler!
Thought by now I'd be out fishin'…
'Stead I'm sittin' here just wishin'
For my tackle box and my lucky pole…
Guess I should thank my lucky stars there's no black holes.
Take me home…
Oh spinny Stargate…
Take me home…
I'm missing Simpsons..
Don't leave me here on this planet where
Ol' Teal'c just sits and stares and stares…
Watchin' Carter trying to fix…
Watchin' Carter and her six…
Teal'c just raised an eyebrow at me
If I keep this up he just might zat me.
Carter's cursin', throwing wrenches.
Now I'm hiding in the trenches.
Teal'c just left us to kelno'reem
If we're stuck here one more day I just might scream!
Take me home…
Oh spinny Stargate…
Take me home…
Wanna go fishin'
Don't leave me here on this planet where
Ol' Teal'c just sits and stares and stares…
Wait a minute! Stop the clock!
Stargate's spinning! Chevron's locked!
Now the vortex is Kawooshing!
Soon we'll be back on Earth and I can go fishing!
Maybe this time, when I invite
Maybe, maybe... I'll get a bite!
And if this time I get lucky…
I might even let her use my rubber ducky!