Hi-diddly-ho neighbors! As some of you dedicated fans might realize, this is a remake of one of my old fanfics. I hated it. So I'm redoing it!
A big stage was set up, lights streamed all over in bright, obnoxious colors. Two girls were standing on the stage.
The first was a slightly short, blonde girl, with a long ponytail. She wore a pair of low-waist jeans, pink shoes, and a hot pink shirt.
The other was a short girl, with short, layered blond hair. A black jacket covered a Gravitation shirt, and she had black pants. She was currently holding her head in two hands.
"Hey you guys! Sorry I was late. I have pudding!" shouted a new girl. She was tall. And she liked to rub it in other people's faces too. Anyway, she wore a golden tan tank top, camouflaged pants and combat boots. She had dirty blonde hair in a short, spiky ponytail, and had a blue forehead protector with a leaf insignia on it. She also had a big, stupid grin on her face. This my friends, is the authoress. The other two are her friends.
"Kri-"
"AIEE! Don't call me that! It's Earthen Angel! Or EA if it's too troublesome for you!" Screeched…EA.
"Fine…EA. I KNOW you would love Kakashi to the ends of the Earth, but that does NOT mean you should take his personality to heart." Calmly replied the Gravitation fanatic, Leeren.
"No. Seriously. See? Essence of Black Knight." Said EA as she showed them a cup of pudding. She then decided to start eating it in a…perverted way.
"Great EA. Just what you need. More sugar. So…why are we here again? I have characters to torture to you know." Asked the Harry Potter authoress, Katie.
"Meh. Fine, be that way. I'm doing a game fanfic. The three of us are going to each have two games to host. I'm hosting American Idol and Survivor, Katie, you're doing Whose Line and Fear Factor, and Leeren, you're doing I've Never and Poker." Replied EA.
"EA…what KIND of poker are you talking about?" Griped Leeren.
"Um…strip…" Answered EA.
Leeren then proceeded to walk up to a wall and bang her head on it. Most people would have died instantly, but Leeren happens to have a hard head. I believe it's from all the times we pelted crayons at her…
"Nice job EA." Sneered Katie.
"Umm…umm…" said EA as she just figured she had to help her friend. "Gai will be there!" Whoops. Bad idea.
Leeren stopped her banging, and slowly turned around. A maniacal glint was in her bright blue eyes.
"Meep!" Was all EA could say as she was chased around by the shrimpy, but Tsunade reincarnate member of the Sannin Authoresses.
Katie just stood there and watched, wishing she had a video camera and popcorn at her disposal.
A poof of smoke appeared as Leeren was stopped from attacking the authoress of this fic, and EA was lifted up about a foot off the ground.
A gloved hand rested around Leeren's neck. She looked up as the glint disappeared. Crap. It was Kakashi. EA, startled, closed her eyes, but then opened them again, and blinked rapidly. She was currently hanging over Kakashi's shoulder, with his arm around her waist.
She started to drool, and then passed out. Kakashi then dropped her on the floor of the stage. Miracously, she didn't wake up.
Several more poofs of smoke appeared, as the rest of the victims arrived. This included Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Iruka and…
Leeren, seeking revenge, called out to one of them. "Oi! Gai! She could use some help you know." Oh yes, this was going to be good.
"Yes, I shall do what you ask, my youth obsessed friend who is named after my youth obsessed protégé!" Yelled Gai in a youthful way. Every known person in a 5 mile radius range cringed and twitched.
Gai picked up EA, and set her on his back, piggy-back style. EA must still have been in a Kakashi obsessed daze, because almost suddenly, she buried into Gai's neck.
Katie yet again wished she had a camera.
"So…" Began Iruka. "What do you want us here for?"
"Well, since EA is…unconscious right now, I guess I have to tell you. You're here to participate, against your own free will, to compete in 6 games. And also…our first game will be American Idol, or Naruto Idol as we shall now call it."
"Thanks Leeren. And for you ninja peeps who have no idea of what we are talking about, Naruto Idol is a show where you sing, and three judges will say how you did. There's three rounds, and there will be eliminations. Good enough for you?"
"So…what you're saying is…we are going to be singing. Am I correct?" asked Kakashi.
"Yeppers. And so you guys don't have that much freedom, we will be picking out your songs." Replied Katie.
"Well…I guess we need EA to continue. So…we'll see everybody soon!"
Hi peeps! This is Katie here, saying to tune into the next edition! And yes, EA will be awake soon. Remind me to get a camera. Hmm…oh yeah! Don't forget to read my and Leeren's stories!