In the Claws of Kitten
By Insanity Herself, who only owns the plot and the Fluffy Pink Doilies.
Chapter One: Kitten's Alarm Clock
It was a fairly ordinary day in Tortall. At exactly 6:38, Kitten's brand new 398-decibel hot pink leopard-spotted alarm clock went off, scaring the life out of several dust bunnies living in the corner. The dust bunnies lived there because Daine never cleaned her room because she was so busy talking to the real bunnies. The dust bunnies's names were Bob, Mo, Linda, and Suzanne. Anyway, Kitten's alarm clock went off, and scared Bob, Mo, Linda and Suzanne to death, even though dust bunnies aren't alive in the first place, and the alarm clock wasn't invented yet, and if it was 398 decibels loud everyone's eardrums would have burst, but WHO CARES, on with the story.
Kitten squeaked angrily, jumped out of bed, and glared at the alarm clock, which was still ringing, and looked for the off button. After several minutes of chattering, squeaking, and hitting it with one of Daine's socks, Kitten consulted the instruction manual and discovered that the off button was located on the bottom of the alarm. So, Kitten turned the clock upside down, and reached out to push the button. Kitten's arms were too short, so she dropped the alarm clock, which landed on yet another button and began to make fire engine noises. She would have liked all the cool noises if they hadn't been 398 decibels loud.
Eventually, Kitten turned the alarm off. She just so happened to glance towards the door, where everyone in the building was standing and glaring at her. Kitten chirped sheepishly and hid under the blanket. It was going to be a long, unhappy day.
Well, there's ch 1! It's sort of boring now, but I promise, it gets better. Review please! ~Insanity Herself
Chapter One: Kitten's Alarm Clock
It was a fairly ordinary day in Tortall. At exactly 6:38, Kitten's brand new 398-decibel hot pink leopard-spotted alarm clock went off, scaring the life out of several dust bunnies living in the corner. The dust bunnies lived there because Daine never cleaned her room because she was so busy talking to the real bunnies. The dust bunnies's names were Bob, Mo, Linda, and Suzanne. Anyway, Kitten's alarm clock went off, and scared Bob, Mo, Linda and Suzanne to death, even though dust bunnies aren't alive in the first place, and the alarm clock wasn't invented yet, and if it was 398 decibels loud everyone's eardrums would have burst, but WHO CARES, on with the story.
Kitten squeaked angrily, jumped out of bed, and glared at the alarm clock, which was still ringing, and looked for the off button. After several minutes of chattering, squeaking, and hitting it with one of Daine's socks, Kitten consulted the instruction manual and discovered that the off button was located on the bottom of the alarm. So, Kitten turned the clock upside down, and reached out to push the button. Kitten's arms were too short, so she dropped the alarm clock, which landed on yet another button and began to make fire engine noises. She would have liked all the cool noises if they hadn't been 398 decibels loud.
Eventually, Kitten turned the alarm off. She just so happened to glance towards the door, where everyone in the building was standing and glaring at her. Kitten chirped sheepishly and hid under the blanket. It was going to be a long, unhappy day.
Well, there's ch 1! It's sort of boring now, but I promise, it gets better. Review please! ~Insanity Herself