There's something about Mary.
Really.
Disclaimers: I do not own Digimon and I do not own Mary either.
Chapter One: MARY.
Once upon a time, there was school, then there were exams and finally...Mary sues.
Mary to conquer them all; School, exams, teachers, you, me, the world and most of all, everybody's heart.
Sue to make things difficult for herself, to make sure that the past was the most devastating experience for herself and her family, to make other girls' life miserable, to angst and finally to forget that she's naked and run out screaming vulgarities in about of Sue misery and insanity, all that while eating pie.
Mary Sue is fit, cool, smashing, gorgeous, hot, mysterious, tall, slim, pretty, sexy, lovely, intellectual, smart, witty, brainy and interesting etc…
She can fly, read minds, bring the dead back to life, heal, see through walls, change the weather, solve all problems, bring world peace, smell good while perspiring, fight lions, invent time machines, talk to animals, trees and sometimes, inanimate objects.
She usually keeps to herself and angsts or makes a lot of friends but mostly piss the hell out of the most popular girls in school because she exceeds them in everything, especially in being beautiful, everything but being mean and extremely stupid.
She makes the hottest, most sought after guys in school fall for her.
She breaks their heart and millions of others, strangely, hers too. Alas, such is the life of Mary Sue. Tragedy always finds its way to her doorstep.
That is what we know as Mary Sue. Want some?
So there.
When Kouji falls in love with Mary.
Never forget that Mary is always first introduced in class and that the seat next to Kouji always suddenly becomes empty. We can assume that Kouji is horribly anti-social and that no one likes to sit next to him even though he's probably the school heartthrob. If it happens to be the case that the student next to Kouji is absent, we must never wonder what becomes of he who used to sit next to him and Read on because if the teacher doesn't find it strange or coincidental that this particular student happens to be absent on the day itself and for the rest of the year, neither should we. I mean, afterall it makes everything so convenient for Mary!
And so Mary Sue comes to class and sits next to Kouji, or behind, maybe infront or on top?
A car screeched to a halt outside the school gates, catching Kouji's attention. That must happen to be the car Mary Sue is in as all other cars which make louder screeching noises never bothers him. He peered out of the window. All the Girls below noticed him as they were lying in wait for him and on cue, they squealed and screamed. None of the students in class paid much attention to that as they were busying themselves making bets and copying undone homework.
After glaring at the car for a while, he returned to his book as nobody seemed to be coming out. Losers, he thought. But how the hell was he to know that the girl within the car would soon see through his wall, read his mind, capture his heart, break it, make him cry, eat his chips, tie his hair and use his toilet?
Twenty minutes later, when the teacher still had not arrived, the students were actively hanging on the fans that were switched on at the highest speed. Ceiling Fans! The fun of it all! If only Kouji hadn't been a sulk and tried it just once, he would have experienced being high, pure happiness and soon after, brain disorder, just like everyone else.
Sadly, all good things come to an end. The teacher entered the classroom in a huff and plucked the indignant students off the fans.
'Good morning class.' Greeted the flustered teacher.
'Good morning Sensei.' Muttered the class grudgingly.
'Today, we have a new student,' He beckoned for her to enter. 'Class, this is Mary.'
A girl with long curly flowing locks of hazel brown hair entered the class. Her hair looked quite blond from Kouji's angle but would have seemed a lovely auburn if he had just tilted his head a little. That was not all; if he had actually looked straight at her, her hair would have been gorgeously ebony.
She had a porcelain face with features expertly chiseled pertaining to her tall slender figure and she had a graceful walk. The girls glared at her with open jealously.
'Please introduce yourself.' Said the teacher serenely, feeling the calm that radiated off her.
'My name is Mary Sue. I was born in Japan but lived in America when I was a baby then went to France when I was two and at five, I left for Spain then Germany and China but when I was eleven, I finally moved back to Japan.' Said Mary in her clear tinkling voice. 'I actually traveled the world, it was a perilous and dangerous quest but still I did it!'
The teacher applauded.
The class stared at her in awe, all except Kouji. He hated snobs, no... he thought he hated snobs. Then again, how was he to know that she would soon see through his wall, read his mind, capture his heart, break it, make him cry, eat his chips, tie his hair and use his toilet, damn it!
'May I take a seat?' asked Mary uncomfortably.
'Sure,' said the teacher as he scanned the class ' How about the seat in front of Minamoto, maybe the one next to him or behind him.'
Mary sauntered past Kouji and sat behind him without even sparing him a passing glance.
Kouji cursed. That Mary, what a snob!
Mary sulked.
'Jerk.' They both muttered under their breaths.
And that was the beginning of their wonderful friendship...
Me: Flames are allowed…I apologize for any wrong use of English and grammar and whatsit...
I tried to make it funny...but It's not quite.Whatever!