By: Fire's Serenade
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Duh.
When Worlds Collide
Chapter 1: Know-It-All
Huh? What the? Where am I? Melane thought.
"Are you okay?" she heard a boy's voice say.
She looked up "Sure. Why not. Wait, you two didn't kidnap me did you?" she said pointing to the boy and the man behind him.
"No! I am Rock Lee, and this is Gai-sensei." the boy said.
"I'm Melane and-wait, what did you say?"
"I'm Rock Lee and--"
"No, I heard you it's just…Okay. I'm dreaming. I have not been pulled in to an anime show, I'm just dreaming." she muttered to herself.
"Excuse me?" the man's voice snapped her back to reality.
"Well let's see. Rock Lee. Your genin team consists of Tenten and Neji Hyuuga. Your sensei is Maito Gai. You cannot use ninjustu or genjutsu, and Neji Hyuuga is your rival correct?" she asked.
"Y-Yes but how did you-" she cut him off.
"Gai. Taijustu specialist and self-proclaimed rival of Kakashi Hatake. Brilliant. Simply brilliant. "
"Thank you. I think you should see they Hokage." Gai said.
She thought for a moment "Sandaime? Eh, why not?"
-In the Hokage's office-
"I'm not a spy! Really!" Melane said "Gosh this is frustrating!"
"Then explain how you know so much." the Hokage demanded.
""You tell me how I got here and I'll tell you how I know all this." she sighed "I will win."
"What?" Sandaime asked.
"I am the queen of loopholes. Eventually, we'll argue, and I will win." she said "And look! A bunny!"
later
"See yah Lee!" Melane smiled.
"Where are you going?" Lee asked.
"To sleep. I'm going find a nice tree and sleep . Mkay? Chow!" she said "Look! There's one!"
"Where's your home?" he asked.
"psh. Not here." she said.
"You could stay at my house for the night." he offered.
"Thanks! You sure it's okay though?" she asked.
"Of course!"
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R&R please! Oh and, I'm loony!
-Fire's Serenade