Jiraya's Big Book of Pick-up Lines and Flirting Techniques

By: zDreamerz

Ok… ladies and gentlemen before you continue the Jiraya big book of pick-up lines and flirting techniques, there is one things you need to know before you proceed. You need to learn about ASS… No… not ass, bum ass. ASS.

A nothing

S Scene/Situation

S Speech/ What do you say in that situation.

Haha. Now that you have mastered ASS we shall begin.

Hold on… I must give you some advice first, or you might curse my creation. Jiraya's Big Book of Pick-up Lines and Flirting Techniques does not bare any consequence to whatever happened to you when you tried his techniques and pick-up lines. HeHe now we shall begin.

#22. The Restaurant Technique

ANothing

S This is only for when you are in a Ramen Shop or a Restaurant. You are sitting at a table with food of every kind on your plate. You look to your left and see a beautiful Babe/Chick sitting a few meters away. She is alone and is busy eating her food not minding anyone. This is when you strike with the Jiraya Big Book of Pick-Up Lines and Flirting Techniques. You would walk up to her, and start a conversation.

S Jiraya: Hi, there!

Hot Chick: Hi

Jiraya: So do you eat that much everyday?

Hot Chick: Yep…

Jiraya: You don't seem to grow fat, and it is a compliment.

Hot Chick: Yeah, that's the same thing I keep on saying. Doesn't look like I'm getting any proteins either… Haha

Jiraya: Stare at the Boobs I know where the proteins are going!

#56. The Muscle Technique

A Nothing

S This is only when you are at the swimming pool or beside the sea. There you see some Hot Chicks sun-tanning or swimming in the pool. You walk up to them, wearing a grin. Warning: see if there are any guys around first… Trust me I know what I'm talking about Swim or walk up to them, notice you are half naked. And yes, top half not bottom half. This is what you say to them, when you are beside them. And again use Jiraya Big Book of Pick-Up Lines and Flirting Techniques. Start a conversation.

S Jiraya: Hello there, want to feel some muscles?

Hot Chick: Do you have any?

Jiraya: Try my right muscle

Hot Chick: Feels it oh… there are muscles there! What about the left one?

Jiraya: Not much there.

Hot Chick: Why?

Jiraya: You look so hot, that I wank every time I see you in that binkini, does that explain?

#1. The Heart Stopper

A Nothing

S Hmmm, how do you put this one. Ok. I got it. You are acting in a school play or really acting on TV. There are two things you need to do before doing what Jiraya Big Book of Pick-Up Lines and Flirting Techniques says. Take a play where you get to kiss a hot girl, ok? The other one is where, actually there is no other one. Just get the one where you get to kiss the hot girl. Done

S Actually there is no speech here. Ok. So this is what you should do. Everything you kiss the hot girl make some errors. Eg break something near you so that you have to redo the scene. Haha. Good times, Good times.

Well, ladies and gentlemen. I hoped you enjoy the Jiraya Big Book of Pick-Up Lines and Flirting Techniques. This is only part one, Haha. Oh yea. By the way, could you give some reviews? I had to do a lot of research on this. And I have bruises to prove it. Ouch. My head hurts every time I did those. Haha. Please R&R. If there are any grammar error or minor error please ignore it. Thanks.