A short parody of 'Dead Man's Chest'!
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Outtakes
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The natives on the island, adorned from head to foot in standard tribal-type-costume-things and warrior paint, are standing before Jack Sparrow. They are completely mesmerised by Jack's dreadlocks, which have recently been made the new home of a flock of nesting pigeons.
Jack adopts an authoritative tone and addresses the islanders.
Jack: "Waki tiki leeki burra burra wooki hai!"
Native No.1 (whispering to his neighbour): "What on earth did that dude just say?"
Native No.2 (looking at his electronic pocket-translator): "I think he said that whoever brings him his dinner will get a free trip to Disney Land."
Native No.1: "Woohoo! Count me in!"
He dashes off. In his haste, his loincloth falls off - to reveal a pair of Calvin Klein boxer shorts.
Jack glances at the retreating figure in surprise and addresses everyone once again.
Jack: "Boki loki wadda wadda?"
They all look at each other in confusion.
Jack (impatiently): "Rikki too lee baka waka!"
One of the audience steps towards Jack.
Native (kindly): "Er – are you feeling alright, mate?"
Jack starts in amazement.
Jack (glaring at the crowd, with his hands on his hips): Why on earth didn't you tell me you speak English?
Mere seconds later, Native #2 suddenly rushes back with a MacDonald's Happy Meal.
Jack (in amazement): Now that's what I call fast food!
Jack peers into the carton, only to throw it away in disgust. (There's no free toy).