Disclaimer: South Park and all its characters is copyright Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and whoever else owns it or whatever. That means, not me.

Authors Notes: Ahhh… a collection of KylexKenny shorts, that will be updated as I think up new ones. Short, but sweet. I hope you enjoy.

ALSO: The words (equal) were supposed to be actual equal signs, but didn't like that... :(

Title: K-Squared: A Collection

Author: Zoshi the Confused
Rating: PG to M (it'll be all over the place)

Category: South Park

Genre: Fluff/Angst/Romance/Humor

Contains: A little bit of everything.

Kenny glared down at the numbers on his paper. He had no idea how he'd gotten into Algebra 2, especially after he'd almost flunked out of Pre-Algebra the year before. He sighed, tapping his pencil on the paper as he looked over the problems. Angrily, he crossed out the words "Pop-Quiz", and surrounded them by large flames. He'd almost given up on getting even a few points on the quiz when he remembered who was sitting next to him. Looking to his left, he watched as Kyle methodically marked down the answers on his quiz sheet. Kenny could swear he actually looked bored.

Making sure the teacher wasn't looking, Kenny stretched back in his chair and glanced over at Kyle's paper. Smooth. And just as smoothly, Kyle slid his paper to the far side of his desk and continued working on the problems. Kenny frowned at the side of Kyle's head, and slumped back over his paper.

Sighing dejectedly, he began doodling in the margins as he tried to figure out the easiest problem he could find.

A² + 3B (equals) 37

If B(equals)4, what is A?

He bit his lip thoughtfully, staring at the paper so hard the numbers began to run together. Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind. Grinning at the oblivious redhead to his left, he quickly began scribbling something down on the margins of his paper. Finished, he slid it over to the left and cleared his throat. Watching out of the corner of his eye, he saw Kyle glance over, puzzled, to look at the paper. A moment passed, and a smile spread across the other boy's face. Kenny grinned as Kyle slid his own paper back into his view.

Kenny didn't understand many math equations, but he understood the one that mattered the most.

K x k (equals) K²

If K (equals) Kenny, and K² (equals) Love, what is k?