How You Doing Insane Gang!

It has been forever since I released any new chapters but I'm back. I recently started reading Percy Jackson and I finished PJO and HOO. Percabeth became my new favorite ship ever and possibly even my OTP. If anyone has also read The Hiccstrid Collection then you have a pretty good idea what this story will be about as well. This is going to be a collection of meeting percabeth other POVs and some punk!Percy as well.

This takes place after TLO.

Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson series all rights belong to Rick Riordan.

"Okay, what is 700 divided by the square root of 49?" Annabeth asked Percy.

Percy knitted his eyebrows in concentration. The math book staring back at him in his lap.

He huffed. "I don't know, 12?"

Annabeth sighed. "No SeaweedBrain its 100."

Percy groaned and threw the textbook on his bedroom floor to join his old clothes and wrappers. He slumped on the back of his bed.

"Why do I even have to learn math?" "Its not like I will ever need it."

Annabeth sat up from her laying position of his bed and joined him. "Because, its part of the educational system and it can come in great hand."

Percy cracked his infamous side smirk. "Oh yeah, like I'm ever going to face a monster where the only way to kill it is with math answers."

Annabeth clasps his hand with hers. "Its like that monster in the Labyrinth where I had to answer all those terrible riddles, it could happen with math equations."

Percy chuckled recalling the memory. "It would be fine because I know you will be right by my side answering those equations WiseGirl."

Annabeth intertwined both of their hands together. "How about I make you a deal SeaweedBrain?"

Percy quirked an eyebrow. "I'm listening."

Annabeth smiled. "For every answer that you get wrong I get to kiss you any where I want, if you get an answer right you get to kiss me any where you like...deal?"

"Or..." Percy pulled Annabeth down from her perched position hovering over him to now lying on his chest. "...we could just scrap this whole homework thing and just make out?" He said goofily.

Annabeth laughed. He tugged her in for a kiss but his lips collided with her fingertips. He let out a strangled moan.

"Come on Percy."

"All right I accept."

Annabeth smirked as she picked up his math book. "Page 437 problem 1."

Percy worked on it for a couple of minutes until he set his pencil down. Annabeth looked over his shoulder and shook her head. "You run the 3 through 38x plus 3 squared."

She kissed his cheek.

A half an hour has passed and Percy was on problem 13 and he still hasn't gotten one right. He was starting to get frustrated, showing it by snapping 2 pencil with one hand. He was also getting sexually frustrated, it didn't help that Annabeth was kissing him in the best places.

So far she kissed his cheek, his forehead, underside of his jaw, his neck, his nose, collarbone, eyebrow, sternum, his bicep, shoulder, stomach, and his shoulder blade. At one point she pushed his shirt up and kissed right above his belt buckle. It almost gave him a heart attack.

Annabeth sighed. "Wrong again Perce."

Percy gripped his pencil tightly and glared at the next problem, he failed to realize Annabeth lifting up the back of his shirt. She slowly placed his lips delicately against the small of his back opposite of his navel.

Percy gasps and broke his pencil again. Sparks shot up his spine sending jolts of bliss coursing through him. Annabeth laid her chin on his shoulder.

"You okay SeaweedBrain?"

The way she said that innocently drove him crazy. "You're going to kill me, you know that?"

She gave him that smile. "Next problem."

On question 22 Percy gave up.

"Come on let me just kiss you already!"

Annabeth laughed. "You have to get one problem, try this one." She pointed on the page.

Percy growled but tried the problem non the less. He let Annabeth look over it. She smirked.

"Looks like you finally got a problem right."

"Oh thank the Gods." Percy shoved his book and work off the bed. His mortal point was still sending jolts every now and then up his spine. He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her. Annabeth wound her arms around his shoulders as he hands went to his hair. She replied back with just as much vigor.

The next day Percy returned to school with half finished homework.

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