HE-MAN AND THE POWER OF BATTLE-CAT'S THROBBING BUTTHOLE OF PLEASURE.
Chapter 1:
Me and He-Man and Battle-Cat were walking through the meadows near CASTLE GREYSKULL when Battle-Cat began to howl loudly. "GREAT GREYSKULLIAN GIMPS!" Shouted He-Man. He began to pet Battle-Cat's lusciously coated head, when he suddenly realized that Battle-cat was a FEMALE!
He-Man soon also realized that Battle-cat was in HEAT. He knew what to do. "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULLLLL I HAAAAVE THE POWEEEERRRRR" He yelled as he shoved his HARD POWER-PENIS INTO BATTLE-CAT'S BUTTHOLE.
Battle-Cat reeled back with pleasure as He-man thrust his POWER SWORD deeper into Battle-Cat. He-Man gently stroked Battle-Cat's green fur with every thrust. After several days of lovemaking He-Man began to grow tired, so he summoned the rest of his MANPOWER (Get it) and tried to give himself extra strength but something went horribly wrong! The immense magical power radiating from He-Man's POWER SHAFT/SWORD was too much for him to control! A large flash of light blinded him and when he came to, he realized that he was no longer He-Man, but SHE-MAN!
As all of this was playing out, I was sitting in the background fapping to everything going on. AND ORKO CAME ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM HIS BLUE WIZARD NIPPLES
To be continued?