He said "Ho noo sir, I must say you're wroooOoong. I muuuust disagree, ho no siiiiir, I must say you're wroooOoong. Won't chu listen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Gooodbyeee Hoooooooorseeeeeeeeeeeeeees. I'm flyyyyyyin over youuuuu. Gooodbye hooooooorseeeeeeeeees. I'm flyin ovuh you. Gooodbyeee hoooooorrrseeeeeeeeesss. I'm flying ovuh yoOouu. Gooodbyyeeee hoooooooorseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeees. I'm flyin flyin flyin ovuh YOU"
But then suddenly, Batman
*Bitchslaps*
"Hey, you there. Quit being a gay man and suck my Bat-weiner"
"Must I?"
*Busts out his boomerang and shoves it up his asshole* "YOU MUST. NOW SUCK THESE COCKBALLZ"
So he sucks Batmans weiner and cockballz and he blew a Gothom load all down this man's throat, burning right through it because we all know Batman has Radiation Cum as a defense mechanism
So the next day the man had to go to work (at Gamestop) with a giant hole in his neck
Customer: "What the fuck happend to your neck?"
:'( "..."
"well? A hole like that doesn't just appear..."
"I sucked Batmans dick and his cum burned right through it"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HOOOLY FUCKIN SHIT, YOU'RE A GAYMAN! WOW, I can't believe you sucked BATMANS COCK. I'm telling my fuckin grammykins about this. GARY! GARY! GUESS WHAT THIS MAN DID"
*Runs to tell Gary*
Gary in the background: "HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCKING FAUHK Did he have to suck his ballsack? His fuckin ballsack? his ballsack? Did he have to suck his sacky? Did he have to suck his ballsack? His fuckin BALLSACK!"
Gayman: "-_-"