A Life of a Keyboard
By Quickbuilder
What if machines and household stuff could talk? Heh heh, it's just another of my odd odd ideas.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hewlett Packard, keyboards, or a life of a keyboard. Ok, let the story begin!
One odd day a used keyboard manufactured by Hewlett Packard began to be able to speak. And so did other machines and stuff.
Good morning!
My name is Kee Bored. I named myself that for two reasons:
If you read that as one word it sounds like keyboard
and I'm bored almost every day
Well that's my two reasons. Of course I may develop more reasons…..
OH NO! It's my owner, coming to type on me. He steps up to me and presses the POWER button on the screen. The CPU goes whirrrrr and turns on.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The time of my doom has come!
Oh &&&$$$$# he's killing me!
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That was close-he thought the keyboard is malfunctioning….
Ha! Thought he could outsmart a machine, huh?
The moral of the story is:
1) Don't try to outsmart machines (especially intelligent robots that are programmed to chop wood down-with a chainsaw)
2) And don't overuse your keyboard. It may malfunction.
Hey, but you don't have to take my word though! Try it yourself!