Escort to Butt Sex:
Matt's an idiot. L ran him over. Did Mello cry? Yeah, probably. L felt bad. He thought Mello was hot. Tried to buy his butthole. Didn't work. Stalked him. Didn't work. Sent another hot young ass after him. Worse! Dude, if somebody took a bite out of my sandwich, I'd kick their ass. Fat chick threw a party. Invited everyone's enemy. There was a fight… L saved the day. L still didn't tell Mello he killed his friend yet but now he did. He got mad. Like a little girl. Mello's girly. Stuff happened. They're friends again. Surprise butt sex. They move in. More butt sex. Less surprise.
Fin.